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Seefacts keeps abreast?

Quote: David Bussell @ September 12 2008, 1:58 PM BST

I'm betting on a "Seefacts is a tit" kind of thing.

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Ahh, yes, didn't see that one.

Quote: Marc P @ September 12 2008, 2:03 PM BST

Seefacts keeps abreast?

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That's complimentary though.

Quote: Griff @ September 12 2008, 2:03 PM BST

No it was going to be sophisticated and breathtakingly witty.

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I doubt that for a kick off.

Don't worry, I can take the insults Griff. I think we all know what's what.

Where is Perry when we need him? Mammaries are made of this...

Quote: Griff @ September 12 2008, 2:09 PM BST

To be honest, I have yet to see a witty Seefacts response to anything on this board, but I'm a good person and I live in hope. The day will come, I know it.

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Please give it a rest Griff. It's getting incredibly tiresome.

The bitterness I can take, but just spread it a bit wider rather than dumping it on my doorstep.

Quote: Marc P @ September 12 2008, 2:09 PM BST

Where is Perry when we need him? Mammaries are made of this...

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Aren't you milking the breast jokes now?

Is it just me?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 12 2008, 2:15 PM BST

Aren't you milking the breast jokes now?

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Good pint! I'll stop now.

Quote: Splodge @ September 12 2008, 2:18 PM BST

Is it just me?

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Griff is curmudgeonly Ken, and I'm cocky Mike?

Thats me in the background having a pint at the bar and taking notes.

Quote: Griff @ September 12 2008, 4:49 PM BST

Ken isn't curmudgeonly. He's the cultured one in the Street. Everyone knows that.

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Ah of course.

But he spent his time pushing trolleys, while Mike excelled in his field of choice and made a shit load of cash.

And got to shag Alma.

Alma.

But who is Deidre?

Quote: Griff @ September 12 2008, 4:55 PM BST

I wasn't saying Ken was the world's greatest success story.

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He tapped Deidre.

Maybe Deidre, instead of being a taut-necked spec-wearing woman with a thing for young Moroccan boys and dubious tie-rack employees posing as pilots and leaves her daughter upstairs for months (like a sort of Fritzl in reverse)- is a metaphor.

But what? What is 'Mike' shagging that 'Ken' believes belongs to him? What, always holds a candle for 'Mike' but returns in the end to her true love, luxriantly-coiffed 'Ken'?

In other words, what the feck is this all about?

I HATE KEN BARLOW!