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Quote: zooo @ September 11 2008, 9:40 PM BST

Woo!

This marriage lark sounds like waaay too much hassle for me!

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You don't know the half of it!

There's a young guy at work who has just spent a fortune on a set of tyres but has to wait until December to collect them because...wait for it...it had a 'nice' tread on them and have to be shipped in from abroad specially. He said he could buy a cheaper set but he thought the tread was 'cool' so he had to have them.

Since being married and having kids any decision on a purchase seems to have been made purely on cheapness. Such antics of having a personal preference haven't existed since the turn of the millennium.

And wooo to Tuumble!

Quote: zooo @ September 11 2008, 9:40 PM BST

Woo!

This marriage lark sounds like waaay too much hassle for me!

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Me too!

Are you on your fifth or sixth wife now?

He's not black, he's...... pure evil.

*edit* that makes no sense out of context. (Don't use private jokes in public, kids!)

Quote: Griff @ September 11 2008, 10:00 PM BST

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Why did you cut me out of my wedding photograph.

BTW, we've been married 9 years next Thursday. 9 years of wedded piss!

Quote: Finck @ September 11 2008, 5:14 PM BST

The truth?

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It's very difficult to tell wives the truth, unfortunately, as they often react badly to it and respond unfairly. Some things are best sneaked past wives. I understand Tuumble's position.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 11 2008, 10:44 PM BST

Some things are best sneaked past wives.

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Like mistresses?

Quote: David Chapman @ September 11 2008, 8:22 PM BST

I won't be the only old git will I?

I'll try and twist that antisocial miserable old tart's arm to come along too.

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If I come as well that'd be two old gits, Dave.. do you think Charley will come?

Put me down!

Quote: Aaron @ September 11 2008, 10:47 PM BST

Like mistresses?

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Yes, and prozzies and copies of 'Razzle', etc.

Oh, and you must never answer tuthfully to typical wifey type questions either! I have tried btw but it just doesn't work.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 11 2008, 10:50 PM BST

do you think Charley will come?

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As often as possible.

The Monday flight back is a lot cheaper than the Sunday flight... On whose couch could I crash?

I'll still be 39 at the meet so I can still call myself young and virile but a month later you can officially call me an old git.

There's an old saying about marriage that I think is very true:

"When a woman marries she expects her husband to change, but he stays the same. The husband expects his new wife to stay the same, but she changes"

That's the nub of it.

Quote: Finck @ September 11 2008, 10:57 PM BST

The Monday flight back is a lot cheaper than the Sunday flight... On whose couch could I crash?

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Aaron has to step in here, surely?