Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 11 2008, 7:51 PM BST
*stands and refuses to do anything* "I'll just not breathe..." "Not breathing is something..." "No, it's an un-something!"
Logic wins again!
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Quote: zooo @ September 11 2008, 7:48 PM BSTA different type.
One based purely on hot animal sex.
Ahh yes. Ok. 
Quote: PhQnix @ September 11 2008, 7:52 PM BSTLogic wins again!
Quote: Aaron @ September 11 2008, 7:51 PM BSTIt's their cum face.
Aaron!
I won't be the only old git will I?
I'll try and twist that antisocial miserable old tart's arm to come along too.
Quote: David Chapman @ September 11 2008, 8:22 PM BSTI'll try and twist that antisocial miserable old tart's arm to come along too.
But Aaron's going already. 
Hey! I'm not a tart! 
You've used too many long words.
I can't work out if you're being mean...
partically mean, particularly practical.
Quote: zooo @ September 11 2008, 8:42 PM BSTYou've used too many long words.
I can't work out if you're being mean...
I think it might be his time of the month.
Hic bosun you mean?
"Scatters and Elliot"!? I *am* my pseudonym...
Quote: Griff @ September 11 2008, 8:50 PM BSTHic boozin, yes
It's a theory in the scientific sense.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 11 2008, 5:00 PM BSTNah, can't do that - she's already been invited the works Xmas bash. Some Manor House job in Buckinghamshire. She'll never believe there are two.
Listen up people - my chances of turning up have increased by multiple percentage points! Just reminded the wife that she has a shopping trip scheduled in Sheffield so if she's doing that I'm due to redeem my 'get out of jail' card.
Woo!
This marriage lark sounds like waaay too much hassle for me!
Quote: zooo @ September 11 2008, 9:40 PM BSTThis marriage lark sounds like waaay too much hassle for me!
Yup.