...and wordy...
INT. DEPUTY HEAD'S OFFICE
BOY: So, basically Greenpeace PROVED that they was only making criminal damage so they could PREVENT further damage from global warming.
DEPUTY HEAD: Yes, I heard but what has this got to do with this?
BOY: Basically, like, it's not proper graffiti because imagine the damage, like psychological and that, that would caused by the world never knowing that Tom was gay.
TOM: F**k off! you're gay!
BOY: I'm helping you!
TOM: Sir, give him a detention he's being a-
DEPUTY HEAD: No, no... he's got a point.
TOM: I'm not gay! (BURIES HEAD IN HANDS)
BOY: You see the pain being in the closet puts him through!
DEPUTY HEAD: I do see.
BOY: And his parents.
DEPUTY HEAD: God, yes... the parents...
TOM: THIS IS GA-STUPID! THIS IS STUPID! YOU'RE ALL STUPID!
DEPUTY HEAD (IGNORING TOM): Now, we will have to verify this...
TOM LOOKS UP, TEARS SMUDGED ON HIS FACE
INT. CLASSROOM - AFTER HOURS
DEPUTY HEAD: How about... this one...
THE DEPUTY HEAD CLICKS FOR THE NEXT FRAME IN A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION, AN IMAGE OF A JOHN BARROWMAN-ESQUE MALE UNDERWEAR MODEL APPEARS
TOM: Urgh... (SLAMS HEAD AGAINST DESK)
DEPUTY HEAD: Tom, this will go a lot easier if you can just answer.
TOM: This is gay...
DEPUTY HEAD: You know what I think's gay, Tom? Your lack of co-operation. Now are you going to start working with us? (CLICK) How about this one?
TOM: (SIGHS) No...
DEPUTY HEAD: Hmmn... (CLICK)
THE END
Who was it who said they were bored of reading scripts in which people use the word gay as a generic insult?
