Quote: Winterlight @ September 10 2008, 9:33 AM BSTI dread for the day I start saying "You youngsters don't know nothing..."
Yes, you'd definitely be a twat if you started saying that.
It would be as bad as saying "You oldsters don't know nothing..."
Quote: Marc P @ September 10 2008, 8:55 AM BSTCopyright.
Well, there's always somebody to take the w 
that is sooooooooo funny
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 10 2008, 9:52 AM BSTWell, there's always somebody to take the w
I blame that David Chapman's signature.
Dave who?
Isn't he that old guy who know's nowt?
P.S. Getting back to Sooty's sketch, it is a good one ain't it?
Not bad, Sooty. Not bad at all. Have you seen the Mr Show sketch with David Cross in the French restaurant taking a shit? It has a lot in common with yours, but not so much as to invite calls of plagiarism. I looked for a link on YouTube but couldn't find one, sorry.
I'd lose the pun ending though, it deserves better.
I was inspired by Nobel Prize winning novel "Going Home," by Paul Scott.
Who had two characters who enjoyed tlaking on a 2 seater karzi.
The pun ending is poor, but how else does one end such a sketch?
A question I may puzzle.
So it was nicked then!
I like Karzi gags.. here's one of mine (in tribute to yours)
INT. TOILET CUBICLE. A MAN IS FINISHING OFF HIS BUSINESS WHEN HE SEES A SIGN. "IN THE INTEREST OF HIGH JEAN PLEASE LEAVE THE TOILETS AS YOU WOULD EXPECT TO FIND THEM."
MAN:
Ha, buggers can't spell...
THE MAN TAKES OUT A PEN AND WRITES "LEARN TO SPELL" ON THE NOTICE JUST AS AN EIGHT FOOT TALL WOMAN LEANS OVER THE TOP OF THE CUBICLE AND CLOCKS HIM ONE WITH HER MOP.
TALL WOMAN:
My name's Jean and these are MY toilets you horrid, horrid little man...
Quote: sootyj @ September 10 2008, 1:50 PM BSTI was inspired by Nobel Prize winning novel "Going Home," by Paul Scott.
Who had two characters who enjoyed tlaking on a 2 seater karzi.
The pun ending is poor, but how else does one end such a sketch?
A question I may puzzle.
I hate puns. Why not set it in Hampstead and have it for effluent people only.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 10 2008, 2:05 PM BSTSo it was nicked then!
I like Karzi gags.. here's one of mine (in tribute to yours)
INT. TOILET CUBICLE. A MAN IS FINISHING OFF HIS BUSINESS WHEN HE SEES A SIGN. "IN THE INTEREST OF HIGH JEAN PLEASE LEAVE THE TOILETS AS YOU WOULD EXPECT TO FIND THEM."
MAN:
Ha, buggers can't spell...THE MAN TAKES OUT A PEN AND WRITES "LEARN TO SPELL" ON THE NOTICE JUST AS AN EIGHT FOOT TALL WOMAN LEANS OVER THE TOP OF THE CUBICLE AND CLOCKS HIM ONE WITH HER MOP.
TALL WOMAN:
My name's Jean and these are MY toilets you horrid, horrid little man...
Excelent, but use your own ruddy thread!
Quote: sootyj @ September 10 2008, 2:55 PM BSTExcelent, but use your own ruddy thread!
Or 4Laughs.
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 10 2008, 8:43 AM BSTIt's a good sketch Sooty and will polish up well. That's polish, not Polish btw.
Yes, you could 'Polish' it up well, E.G.
"This shit looks like Polish sausage!"
Quote: sootyj @ September 10 2008, 2:55 PM BSTExcelent, but use your own ruddy thread!
I can't - all my threads have been donated to 'Thread Relief'
