I'm a bit worried I'm going to die alone on the reception desk! 
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! We're still here!
Yes, but apparently they messed up the first one! Did it actually get switched on now?
Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2008, 9:30 AM BSTYaaaaaaaaaaaay! We're still here!
No shit Sherlock. Any chimp could of told you it wouldn't wipe us all out.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 9:31 AM BSTYes, but apparently they messed up the first one! Did it actually get switched on now?
Yes, they did it all proper this time. 
Call me Thick Jack Clot, but I was under the impression that the whole cosmic calamity thing can happen at any time now, not just at the point of switching the big Doomsday Machine on.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 10 2008, 9:43 AM BSTCall me Thick Jack Clot, but I was under the impression that the whole cosmic calamity thing can happen at any time now, not just at the point of switching the big Doomsday Machine on.
Thick Jack Clot.
Don't want to dampen anyone's spirits but no 'collisions' are taking place until October.
This is merely whizzing some shit round the big circular facility.
Quote: Gavin @ September 10 2008, 9:34 AM BSTNo shit Sherlock. Any chimp could of told you it wouldn't wipe us all out.
I have to admit 30% of me was a bit worried but Stephen Hawkin said it would be safe and I trust him in a bizzare way! He is a top boffin after all.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 10 2008, 9:43 AM BSTCall me Thick Jack Clot, but I was under the impression that the whole cosmic calamity thing can happen at any time now, not just at the point of switching the big Doomsday Machine on.
Yeah, but essentially what they do from now is just the same thing over and over again observing it in different ways. So if it didn't happen this time... But thanks for putting a downer on it!
Oh my God. A Government minister ACTUALLY just credited this project with the invention of the internet. Tard.
Quote: Gavin @ September 10 2008, 9:44 AM BSTThick Jack Clot.
I'll roll 'em across the face of goal, Gav, and you tap 'em in.
Besides the Aztecs said the world wouldn't end until December 2012.
That's right. They are gradually turning up the power everytime they switch it on. If we assume that it is currently in 1st gear, it should reach 5th in about 18 months time.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 10 2008, 9:45 AM BSTBesides the Aztecs said the world wouldn't end until December 2012.
Let's hope they got it 6 months late, and spare us the shame of the Olympics.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 10 2008, 9:45 AM BSTI'll roll 'em across the face of goal, Gav, and you tap 'em in.
Thats the way I roll...Dawg!