Ha!
Ooooooh, Dr. Cocks is on This Morning riiiight noooooowwww!
*dies*
CERN Page 7
When will they switch that thing on today?
I might want to do some final naughty things in a doorway before we all die.
Is it today we're going to die? 
It's tomorrow! Don't worry!
(yet)
Oh phew... I hadn't packed a bag.
Less than 24 hours UNTIL WE ALL DIE. 
Can someone explain in simple terms what's happening please? I have no idea why we're apparently going to die... and Aaron you're going to feel very bad if we don't die and you've scared me.
Quote: zooo @ September 8 2008, 8:48 PM BSTAll the best boyfriends are a little bit gay.
Unless you're gay, in which case you're better off with one who's a lot gay.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2008, 11:19 AM BSTCan someone explain in simple terms what's happening please? I have no idea why we're apparently going to die... and Aaron you're going to feel very bad if we don't die and you've scared me.
There's a teeny-tiny theoretical possibility that they'll accidentally create a black hole which will smash all our atoms together into a tiny space. A bit like the Meet-up only more effective.
But it's only a tiny possibility - maybe one in ten.
Quote: zooo @ September 9 2008, 10:57 AM BSTIt's tomorrow! Don't worry!
(yet)
I thought it was the 12th.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2008, 11:19 AM BSTand Aaron you're going to feel very bad if we don't die and you've scared me.
This is Aaron we're talking about?!
In very simple terms EllieJP we are all going to die because there isn't enough free love in the world anymore. Scientists are looking to make a replica of the 'Free Love Vibe' before it is too late.
Anything that we are able to do ourselves will obviously help, all you need is an open mind and low expectations. We all need to do our bit
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 9 2008, 11:25 AM BSTUnless you're gay, in which case you're better off with one who's a lot gay.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 9 2008, 11:25 AM BSTThere's a teeny-tiny theoretical possibility that they'll accidentally create a black hole which will smash all our atoms together into a tiny space. A bit like the Meet-up only more effective.
But it's only a tiny possibility - maybe one in ten.
But who is "they"?
The Swedish scientists.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2008, 11:37 AM BSTBut who is "they"?
Scientists from over 60 countries based at the CERN research centre in Geneva, Switzerland.
I think.
They may be killing us all, but they did invent the World Wide Web. So, swings and roundabouts.