EXT. STREET. DAY
TWO YOUNG MEN, DES AND RODNEY ARE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD.
DES
Ugh, I had one too many last night. I feel like a tramp's pooed in my mouth.
RODNEY
Yeah, me too.
DES
You know what we need?
RODNEY
Oh yes. I know a great greasy spoon.
CUT TO:
INT. CAFE. DAY
DES IS SITTING AT A TABLE, VISIBLE OVER THE SHOULDER OF RODNEY, WHO'S ORDERING.
RODNEY
Two full Englishes, please, and two teas.
CAMERA REVEALS HE'S BEING SERVED BY A SIX-FOOT SPOON, COVERED IN SUMP OIL.
SPOON
Want any toast?
END
Made me smile. 
Brought a smile to my face, and at this hour that's no mean feat. At home in 'The Wrong Door' maybe.
Very nice but if visual humor.
By the bye have you become an Orthodox Jew now?
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2008, 9:03 AM BSTVery nice but if visual humor.
By the bye have you become an Orthodox Jew now?
I think he looks like hairy Swedish rapper, Promoe.
Nice visual, Graham.
Did you just call him a homo?
Fight!
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2008, 9:10 AM BSTDid you just call him a homo?
Fight!
You've produced better premises for conflict, sooty... 
Oooh nice one, once more I am hoisted by my own petards.
I am neither an orthodox Jew nor a gay Swede. There were limited opportunities to shave in zooo's cupboard. And now I'm at work without a razor. I'll have to do it later.
Thanks for your comments. I have no idea how this would work. Possibly animation.
I think that you are right Graham, animation and a CBBC slot seems to be the right place for this sketch
Nice.
There's a lot to be said for a guy in a giant spoon costume. Particularly if there's a shot of the sign on the cafe saying 'The Greasy Spoon Cafe' as they enter.