Britney Spears is being interviewed about the recent MTV awards.
Interviewer:
How do you feel about your 3 awards?
Britney:
Absolutely fantastic, Britney is back!
Interviewer:
What do you think the future holds for you now?
Britney:
Well for a start I'll stop my mom's autobiography being published
Interviewer:
I heard you were furious about that
Britney:
No, it was just publicity we don't need it anymore
Interviewer:
So that's why you're doing this interview then...
Britney:
I just hope people have learnt their lesson by this
Interviewer:
What do you mean?
Britney:
Well, if this happens again there'll be a sex tape from when I was bald
Interviewer:
Who was that with then?
Robbie Williams runs on
Robbie:
It was me, please print it was me!