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Bastard friends who own a pub yet refuse to give you a measley bottle of bud after midnight. Buggers!!

Charley's an alcoholic.

LOL. Not quite Aaron but I am working my way to achieving it. I am off out tonight too. Woo

You've got your daddy's eyes.

Very long threads and those that encourage them by posting on them.

erm

Doh!

Things that piss me off.

People who when your drunk say stuff like
"you've had to many" and "
i think it's time you stopped drinking"
"ow and your the expert on my drunkeness are you?, i will decide when i have had enough, now give me the sick bucket, get a ambulance and hurry".

Quote: Leevil @ June 8, 2007, 4:05 PM

You've got your daddy's eyes.

In a jar on your mantlepiece.

I don't dare say what I really think!!!

AWWW! Go on. You know u wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What pisses me off is miles of toilet roll that sticks itself to your stiletto shoe. What dirty filthy bitch wiped her bits & threw them on the toilet floor, for my stiletto to find.

Quote: charley rance @ June 9, 2007, 2:48 AM

AWWW! Go on. You know u wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What pisses me off is miles of toilet roll that sticks itself to your stiletto shoe. What dirty filthy bitch wiped her bits & threw them on the toilet floor, for my stiletto to find.

Aparently SlagB does stuff like this, dirty, dirty bitch.

sneezing while in mid-piss

when you ask a man to do a job there and then you get the response

"ill do it in five"

that really grates my goat

Quote: ContainsNuts @ June 12, 2007, 9:36 AM

sneezing while in mid-piss

Whilst cumming!

People who try to open the loo door when you are in even though on their side it clearly reads 'engaged' or has a big red area. Are these people blind or just dumb bastards - the amount of people who do this at my work drives me round the bend.

Do they think - 'Well, I can see someone is in but I will try anyway'!!?

or are they hoping that the lock will give way and they walk in on someone taking a dump?

Stupid twats.

Anyway, rant over. I'm glad we have this thread to vent our feelings.

P.S. Oh, yes, people who leave a 'present' in the loo also. Probably the same dumb f***s.

Quote: Andy W. @ June 13, 2007, 1:42 PM

People who try to open the loo door when you are in even though on their side it clearly reads 'engaged' or has a big red area. Are these people blind or just dumb bastards - the amount of people who do this at my work drives me round the bend.

Why - do they end up pushing you down the loo?

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