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Quote: Badge @ June 8, 2007, 9:19 AM

Oh dear. Aaron, what were you thinking of? Just because you are administrator of this site, does that mean you can use such offensive words without any comeback? Or should another moderator be banning you (as has happened to others who used the same word, albeit in a different context)? What's the excuse? You were trying to be funny? That's no excuse. If anyone else had said it they would have been slated and so should you be. Bad Aaron! Please go back and delete it.

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If people want to take offence to shapes and sounds, then that's up to them.

I stayed in. I should of gone out.

I Be sitting on my couch itching & scratching my arse whilst picking my left nostril. (Why do bogies mostly congregate there)?
Whilst listening to the sound of one snoring dog and a cat that has ate too much grass.(Must remember to put cat food on the list)

Ahh, happy cakes for cats

I love my cats but they are evil little fookers. They torture poor birdies, froggies and my Woo Woos (dogs)

Charley do you live in a jungle, your always talking about your 'forest' talking about your animals, and how you like a nice long trunk, i bet you've shagged the living daylights out of tarzan, maybe even a threesome with jane as well, and if so did you film it.

I was so drunk on Sunday night that me and 3 friends went into the kitchen and made dampa (a flour and milk mix) stuck it on the end of a stick and put it in the fire and made dampa. It was weird and an enlightening experience. Oh and we also cooked potatoes in the fire and then i passed out. Excellent!

Great! I owuld go out more but here in Swansea youhave to be interested in the time honoured hobby of smashing people about the face a lot. So I buy in wine. So I don't feel left out, I tend to smash myself about the face.

Quote: Lewis Roberts @ June 9, 2007, 8:44 AM

Charley do you live in a jungle, your always talking about your 'forest' talking about your animals, and how you like a nice long trunk, i bet you've shagged the living daylights out of tarzan, maybe even a threesome with jane as well, and if so did you film it.

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Hence the noise tarzan makes when swinging on a vine

Quote: Ed Parnell @ June 12, 2007, 2:45 AM

Great! I owuld go out more but here in Swansea youhave to be interested in the time honoured hobby of smashing people about the face a lot. So I buy in wine. So I don't feel left out, I tend to smash myself about the face.

Hence the noise tarzan makes when swinging on a vine

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Evening all little bit worse for wear tonight, gotta get something off my chest I have been very impressed with this site and found it really helpful and well run HOWEVER I have to say the way Alex Alexenda has been treated just doesn't sit right with me. I know he has been critical of Charleys work and that he has upset a few people but isn't that what this website is all about?(not upsetting people but being critical so helping us all make improvements)
I think his comments were fair and it does no writer any good if all they get is fantastic feedback or carry on inuendos.
I would love to join a sensible discussion on this however all the relevent threads have been locked which again leads me to beleive that we do not all have a fair say and that a select few get special treatment creating cliques which will discourage people from using or contributing to the site.
I'm pissed and understand if people think I'm out of order and will take all feedback and views onboard, this thread states a chance to air views without offending so hope that really is the case.

Peace

I think we try to be patient and understanding but when it goes on an on - and then he sends her a PM saying he won't comment on her work again but then goes on to do so - well i dunno!

Anyway Daddy - how long have you got left of your freedom? Can't be long now.

Good luck and don't let a cynical bitter old man put you off!

That's me by the way. I genuiuely hope it's long and fruitful. The marriage that is!!!!!

Quote: Daddy Maz @ June 14, 2007, 12:20 AM

I would love to join a sensible discussion on this however all the relevent threads have been locked which again leads me to beleive that we do not all have a fair say and that a select few get special treatment creating cliques which will discourage people from using or contributing to the site.

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The threads have been locked - well, the ones I've locked - in order to make the regular posters shut the hell up, not Alan.

I wish I had the power to make people shut the hell up

Quote: ajp29 @ May 27, 2007, 4:48 AM

This thread is for drunks to say whatever they want. I haven't been able to get drunk for a while but now my exams have ended I'm pissed most of the time including now. So if you want to say anything while drunk then write it here. I wish i had done this 20 minutes ago before i posted a load of posts (whoops). I promise noone can get offended by posts in this thread.

I'm sorry for my posts tonight if they offended. Also why is it that when you relise you're not as drunk as someone else you suddenly sober up thus wasting ten quids worth of beer?

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My exams are over too... it's 11am I'm bored... after I've finished my 3rd beer Im going to cry.

I'm kidding, I'll crack open the rum

What exams were they Paul? Hows you're stand up going btw have you perforemd again since the last time?