An excerpt from Charlotte's autobiography, as ghost-written by the Slaggs. True story, I once pumped her gas. Did I say gas?
The Charlotte Church Story - Part 1
Nice one 
Good stuff, Slaggs.
Erm it's not bad, but it's also entirely predictable.
I know I'm a miserable sod.
But I think it would be funnier if the talent was donated piece meal by other celebrities.
Maybe a bit of Tom Jones?
But very slickly put together.
Charlotte Church has lots of talents...
Just... hosting a talk show isn't one of them...
Quote: Eggie @ September 8 2008, 3:51 PM BSTCharlotte Church has lots of talents...
Just... hosting a talk show isn't one of them...
Apparently she eats crisps quite well
So cruel, her energy in the CCS's comedy skits is electric, the writing isn't good but she is; she can do accents, impressions, her comedic timing's perfect and her performances are surprisingly complex.
And let's not forget the singing.
Just because she's in the wrong vehicle, there's no need to put her in the same boat as Peter André. not when are so many other people out there more deserving...
I know it's unfashionable to stick up for celebrities but, darn it, I'm convinced that if she was appearing in west end musicals instead of her lame TV show and dull tabloid magazine articles; everyone would think Charlotte Church was the shit.
Quote: Eggie @ September 8 2008, 4:45 PM BSTEveryone would think Charlotte Church was the shit.
Not grammatical - leave out the word 'the' and it is.
And we do like CC but taking crap of insignificant little shits like SlagA and B is all part of being in the public eye. Even if it is warranted / unwarranted - delete as applicable.
Thanks peeps for the crits. Appreciated.