Finally got round to having a go at this. Opinions, suggestions, feedback all welcome:
To the tune of MOVE OVER DARLING by DORIS DAY ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2URu1KA4KQ )
Since the credit crunch
Move over Darling
We can't afford much
Moreover Darling
Those big bushy eyebrows are no big surprise anymore
Found the dye on the floor
We failed with our spin
It's over Darling
Dissent from within
Moreover Darling
And though it's not right, I'm too weak to fight Cameron now
Though I will try somehow
The way, you sigh,
Has me waving number ten bye-bye
You can say that I'm looking rough
But I've had quite enough, of the snide guffaws
You say that we're doomed
Move over Darling
Now bust's followed boom
Moreover Darling
I'd invite you to tea, but biscuits are too dear for me
Now prices have loomed
The way, you sigh
Has me waving number ten good-bye
You can say I've just had bad luck
But the general public just thinks I'm a schmuck
You say that we're screwed
Come over Darling
Don't be so crude
Come over Darling
Please give me your love, I'm feeling so blue
I need your love, honest I do
You're my Scottish friend, and I need you to stay, stand by me
Please stand by me
Move over Darling (repeat)
(fade out)
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ORIGINAL:
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Our lips shouldn't touch
Move over darling
I like it too much
Move over darling
That gleam in your eyes is no big surprise anymore
Cos you fooled me before
I'm all in a spin
Move over darling
I've got to give in
Move over darling
And though it's not right, I'm too weak to fight it somehow
Cos I want you right now
The way you sigh, has me waving my conscience bye-bye
You can call me a fickle thing
But I'm practically yours forever, because
I yearn to be kissed
Move over darling
How can I resist
Move over darling
You captured my heart, and now that I'm no longer free
Make love to me
The way you sigh
Has me waving my conscience good-bye
You can call me a fickle thing
But I'm practically yours forever, because
I yearn to be kissed
Move over darling
How can I resist
Move over darling
Please give me your love, I'm longing for you
I need all your love, honest I do
You captured my heart and now that I'm no longer free
Make love to me
)x 4
Move over darling
Move over darling )x 2