We're meeting on Saturday, so like any other bunch of drunken losers forced together let's have an awards ceremony.
I propose to begin.
The Hitlerity Prize, for most racist/homophobic writer.
The Phone box Fighter, For most able to start stupid arguments.
The EZ PC, for most Politically Correct.
The Up the Gary, for sleaziest perver after fellow writers.
The Stormin Mormon, for most prolific birther of posts.
Who wins? Do we need more awards?