British Comedy Guide

Challenge convention!

Something bugging you? Everyone else think one thing, and you the complete opposite? Air your complaints.

I'll start off with Beyoncé. How the f**k she's meant to be attractive I do not know.

But she is - very!!!

She's smokin'

gorgeous with a big G

Quote: Badge @ June 11, 2007, 2:16 AM

gorgeous with a big G

You mean Jay Z?

If anyone has seen that video with Shakira, Shakira wipes the floor with Bouncy. I don't find her that attractive either especially as I know shes a southern christian (looney alert).

Quote: David Chapman @ June 11, 2007, 12:05 AM

But she is - very!!!

She's a shocking mess. Wouldn't go near her with a barge pole.

I'd go near her with my barge pole.*says in a austin powers way*

*shudder*

Quote: ajp29 @ June 11, 2007, 4:10 AM

I know shes a southern christian (looney alert).

Then shes got a shocking mix of values, dancing around in her videos like she does.

With a name like that, I bet she never sinks though :D

Any port in a storm.

Quote: Aaron @ June 11, 2007, 7:26 AM

She's a shocking mess. Wouldn't go near her with a barge pole.

Well we all know you're a Gayo!

No, just the only right-thinking person around here, evidently!

Quote: ajp29 @ June 11, 2007, 4:10 AM

If anyone has seen that video with Shakira, Shakira wipes the floor with Bouncy. I don't find her that attractive either especially as I know shes a southern christian (looney alert).

Shakira is pretty hot too. And J Lo while I'm on. Pass the tissues.

Did NOT need that image.

Hay fever.

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