http://petermusgrove.com/2008/09/04/husband-likes-porn/
I do 
Comments please. Taken from a Dear Deirdrie letter in The Sun.
Do all men download pornography?
It's normal ain't it Norm... 
Of course, some men will say they don't..
oh shit, it's a skit..
P.S. Nice one, KP, I was smiling all the way through that one - all the way through mate! Love your stuff!
Very nicem except it fizzles out a little.
Good day Norman. Again, enjoyed the article. Cheers. 
Cracking. Best one of yours I've seen so far.
Yes, you go ever upwards. Your writing style has developed into excellence. Sparser in prose and subtle without losing the humour.
I break the trend. I tend to upload porn.
Really well written, top stuff!
Really good! Congrats Pete.
Maybe in the reply say 'are you sure you're not mistaken. In many cases the man will just be uploading the pornography and not downloading it at all. You husband may just be an amature pornographer. Hope this allays your fears, etc...' (all credit to SlagA for the joke!)
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:17 PM BSTReally good! Congrats Pete.
Maybe in the reply say 'are you sure you're not mistaken. In many cases the man will just be uploading the pornography and not downloading it at all. You husband may just be an amature pornographer. Hope this allays your fears, etc...' (all credit to SlagA for the joke!)
I agree with Stan, but it's so good already that more jokes may not be required. Top stuff though from SlagA!
And Stan, whenever I see your avatar I think it's a crocodile's head. But it is in fact... an - otter??!
Quote: Afinkawan @ September 4 2008, 10:28 AM BSTCracking. Best one of yours I've seen so far.
Agreed.
Quote: Griff @ September 4 2008, 11:26 PM BSTThe main thing I would change is the last sentence. It's very important to sign off with a cracking final sentence in a piece like this, and
"This needs to be addressed immediately so email me that information on accessing internet history and speak to your husband at the first available opportunity."
doesn't do the job.
Agreed.
Nice work, though.
Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Have taken advice on board and I agree the ending needed to be more punchy. Have edited it. What do you think ?
I have also adapted the earlier section to prevent the interracial thing being overplayed. Also it now fits in better with the sausage stuff!!!
http://petermusgrove.com/2008/09/04/husband-likes-porn/
Top stuff and the new ending is damn near perfect.
Would it be patronising to say it's great to see a writer make such strides in such a short time.
I'd send these off to TS or NR they might use them.
Apparently a few of BSGers have had luck with Viz mock news.
I reckon if any one could it'd be you.
Quote: sootyj @ September 5 2008, 8:53 AM BSTWould it be patronising to say it's great to see a writer make such strides in such a short time.
I was going to say exactly that but didn't for the same concern but I think KP knows what you mean. And I echo it, KP. A pleasure to watch this developing.