British Comedy Guide

Am I getting old? I'm worried. Page 5

Quote: ian_w @ September 4 2008, 5:57 PM BST

It really is true though that it takes forever to reach 21, then it wizzes by faster and faster. I swear I was 21 a few months ago!

I'm 21 now. Woo hoo!

Quote: ian_w @ September 4 2008, 5:57 PM BST

I'm 32 next week.

Ooh, what day?

Quote: zooo @ September 4 2008, 5:59 PM BST

Are you coming to the meetup, ian double-yoo?

Alas not! :(
I worked everything out and it comes to £130/40, which is just far too much to spend for one night.

Quote: Aaron @ September 4 2008, 6:00 PM BST

I'm 21 now. Woo hoo!

You will see what I mean, very soon (mwah hahaaa)

Quote: zooo @ September 4 2008, 6:01 PM BST

Ooh, what day?

Monday!

Boooooo. :(

Well in that case, we will need a photo of you we can blow up and stick over the head of my lifesize Tennant. Then I can take you with me and you can still attend.

Ah, I don't mind. Although the downside is that the "older woman" won't have quite the same class to it. :(

Quote: ian_w @ September 4 2008, 6:05 PM BST

Monday!

Oooh!

Quote: zooo @ September 4 2008, 6:07 PM BST

Boooooo. :(

Well in that case, we will need a photo of you we can blow up and stick over the head of my lifesize Tennant. Then I can take you with me and you can still attend.

Yay!! Problem solved!

Quote: Winterlight @ September 4 2008, 4:45 PM BST

going to the pub when you want etc.

Eh?

Quote: Paul W @ September 4 2008, 6:50 PM BST

Eh?

I mean when most 18-65 year olds are at work.

I like pubs that are for conversation, that are owned by individuals and not themed by big corporations, but they're becoming harder and harder to burn down. The best pub that I know is The Shite Horse, also known as "Nellie's Knickers" in Browley-by-Forelock. It's like stepping back in dog shit. Stone floors, gas lighting, ancient rickety furniture and a maze of tiny rooms with real fires. Sandwiches are based on recipes from the local psycho-butcher - e.g.melted labia on toast, children vinda loo-brush, nipple volevont, fallopian garlic and rump of whore steak (toasted). The atmosphere is great and you're recognised and welcomed like an old friend even if you go there with your dick hanging out. Perfect.

Quote: ian_w @ September 4 2008, 6:05 PM BST

Monday!

You share the same birthday as Otterfox and you are the day before me!

Everyone's always going on about bloody Otterfox, but has he/she ever been a member here?

YES!

He posts in the script competition every now and then, but that's about it.

Doesn't your BSG super computer tell you that?

Quote: Winterlight @ September 4 2008, 10:02 PM BST

BSG super computer

This site runs off a BBC Model B powered by a bag of lemons.

Are you being subconsciously influenced by Lab Rats plotlines in your jokes now?

Oh noes!

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