Am I getting old? I'm worried. Page 2

I think I will only be happy with my age when I am REALLY old. Like 80. Then I can have some real fun. I'll get false teeth and drop them in peoples drinks. I'll on purposely knit vile jumpers and snigger as family memebers say to the kids "Wear it or you will upset Auntie Roo", and I want a scooter with flames painted on the side.

But honestly, I just want to be a kid forever.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 4 2008, 1:43 PM BST

Yeah, but I'm, like . . . SHUT UP!

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Look Scatters is younger than any of us. She is the one we have to get ...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 4 2008, 1:44 PM BST

But honestly, I just want to be a kid forever.

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Like Michael Jackson.

But with more of a face. And less kiddie fiddling.

He is part way there. Most of his body parts can't be more than 6 years old.

When I'm really old, I'm blatently going to take the mickey and fart at family occasions and say really obnoxious things... just to embarass everyone, and make them so "oh nan, not again". hehee

My flatmate wants to chase after kids who skateboard past his house with a string vest on, waving a cane.

Not when he is old, just in general.

Quote: Deferenz @ September 4 2008, 1:21 PM BST

A few years ago there is NO WAY I would have even tuned into Radio 4 for anything, but now when the announcer says "and next an interview with the person responsible for trade embargo's in the middle east", I find myself going, hmm, interesting... and I actually listen to the broadcast!

What is happening to me?

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Quote: David Bussell @ September 4 2008, 1:28 PM BST

A short while before that I caught myself complaining to a mate at the pub about the price of organic avocados at my local grocers.

Getting older seems to involve a lot less time talking about boozing, drugging and shagging and a lot more about the house market and the price of petrol.

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These aren't signs of getting older. These are signs of increasing maturity and intelligence.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 4 2008, 1:28 PM BST

A bunch of male friends and I were playing a game of poker the other week. We were deep into a conversation when we realised we'd spent the last half hour talking about contemporary dance.

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This, however, is just a sign of being a gay.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 4 2008, 1:35 PM BST

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/2797

If you look at the date it was posted you get the idea!

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Ohhh, helpful with the threads and a little insane...

Think we have mod potential here

Possibly for general.

(hides from Ellie)

*kills Paul*

Thank god he's gone. *makes facebook group for him*

Quote: EllieJP @ September 4 2008, 2:15 PM BST

*kills Paul*

Thank god he's gone. *makes facebook group for him*

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at makes facebook group...

That's how you'd cover your tracks!

Quote: Paul W @ September 4 2008, 2:12 PM BST

Ohhh, helpful with the threads and a little insane...

Think we have mod potential here

Possibly for general.

(hides from Ellie)

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Aaron would never make me a mod. He knows damn well it would all go care a lot castle with everyone being nice and talking about how nice flowers and kittens are.

No one wants that.

Plus Ellie rocks.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 4 2008, 2:16 PM BST

Aaron would never make me a mod. He knows damn well it would all go care a lot castle with everyone being nice and talking about how nice flowers and kittens are.

No one wants that.

Plus Ellie rocks.

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Kittens rock

Quote: Aaron @ September 4 2008, 2:11 PM BST

These aren't signs of getting older. These are signs of increasing maturity and intelligence.

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Not sure what's so intelligent about talking about avocados.

Quote: Aaron @ September 4 2008, 2:11 PM BST

This, however, is just a sign of being a gay.

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You may have me there though.

Dave your not old man your distinguished

Quote: David Bussell @ September 4 2008, 2:18 PM BST

You may have me there though.

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That's what he said.

I'll get me coat

Death.