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If you could have one extra... Page 3

Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:53 AM BST

I now have a Ford Focus.

So you're a woman now?

Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:53 AM BST

D/You'd have huge feet (and have to have special shoes made)
E/And own tiny cars.

I'll never be able to look at a clown in the same way again.

Quote: Finck @ September 4 2008, 9:55 AM BST

So you're a woman now?

No - I didn't say I couldn't drive...

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 4 2008, 10:03 AM BST

I'll never be able to look at a clown in the same way again.

Whatever you do, never get a clown aroused.

Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:37 AM BST

Can't imagine anything worse:

A/You'd pass out every time you were aroused.
B/You'd never be able to do the missionary position or really enjoy any other position.
C/Your penis would be dangling in the toilet water while you were taking a dump.
And many other problems...

You've made a lot of assumptions there mister!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 4 2008, 9:42 AM BST

I would like one extra day at the weekend. 2 days off aren't enough.

I'd like a 7 day weekend.

.....one extra pound in my pocket than I need to spend.

In my youth I wrongly assumed that this goal would be easily achievable, after all I can only drink so much. Oh how wrong I was. You can never have an extra pound, the wife spends it:(

... hour in bed.

That's all I'll need that extra hour.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 4 2008, 9:42 AM BST

I would like one extra day at the weekend. 2 days off aren't enough.

Yes!!

Quote: Aaron @ September 3 2008, 5:15 PM BST

...foot on the length my penis.

A footjob?

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