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Quote: Matthew Stott @ September 3 2008, 6:50 PM BST

Actually I'm not sure I do; odd as it seems I don't spend a lot of time thinking about you or on-line tiffs. Perhaps we clashed a little over Gavin and Stacey, I'd say we probably did. Apart from that I seem to remember you being a little rude about some sketch of mine, which is fine I suppose, then being really quite rude about me as a person, which I didn't think was fine. I can only assume we had clashed before and I'd forgotton. I don't think I am disingenuous, but I do think you're rude, and if you genuinely do dislike me, well, a little weird. And I genuinely mean that.

Like/dislike/hate are relative only to this forum. Unlike you I've thought a bit about why we don't get on. On paper we probably should do. I think there is something in your nature that you are not aware of that I am susceptible to. It's a slight c**tishness. A snide quality. It is in your post above, where you describe my posts as 'tiffs'. I suppose it is a sort of 'painting yourself white all the time' quality. You are also the master of making your argument and then undervaluing the discussion when others come with their position - "Oh well, whatever, I'm not that bothered anyway... etc."

I am rude. My posts are often highly objectionable. That is why I use the persona of a taxi driver.

Incidentally I was never rude about your work. I have praised your sketches for their slickness and their professionalism. They just weren't funny. Since I am not the arbiter of what is funny in the world, let's change that to 'they have never made me laugh'.

Quote: Finck @ September 3 2008, 6:58 PM BST

Sepianess is curable, you know.

Everyone reckons it's sepia!

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2008, 6:05 PM BST

Not true. I only hate Frankie Rage - because he offered to hang me and he's a shit writer. Baumski - because he likened me to a paedophile, Matt Stott I dislike rather than hate for a quality evinced in his quote above - his disingenuousness. He knows exactly why I 'had a beef with him'. I also don't like Ruby Mae because she wrote a sketch that involved a baby being impaled on a car bonnet (or something like that).

Oh grow up. You don't like people over a script? In my script anyway you never see a baby (it wasn't a baby anyway) and it was just a script!

You want to be a cock to everyone, fine. It's so easy to do it on the net when you don't have to look people in the face. But just to let you know, when you were lecturing me about the industry a while back. I've been in the industry since I was 12 and as far as I am concerned, watching sitcoms on your bum at home doesn't give you the right to talk down to me, I respected your feedback but to say you now don't like me over it just makes you a cock.

As much as I try to get on with everyone, you have the pride of being the first real dick I have met on here.

Love and kisses, Roo X.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:33 PM BST

Oh grow up. You don't like people over a script? In my script anyway you never see a baby (it wasn't a baby anyway) and it was just a script!

You want to be a cock to everyone, fine. It's so easy to do it on the net when you don't have to look people in the face. But just to let you know, when you were lecturing me about the industry a while back. I've been in the industry since I was 12.

I hope this isn't the porn industry you're referring too. You have mentioned a lot of cock.

Quote: Winterlight @ September 3 2008, 1:28 PM BST

It's Aaron's girlfriend, isn't it? You're soooooooo jealous!

Haha! No, it's YOU!

(It's not really.)

Quote: ContainsNuts @ September 3 2008, 7:34 PM BST

I hope this isn't the porn industry you're referring too.

I was young, needed the money....

Quote: Aaron @ September 3 2008, 7:32 PM BST

Everyone reckons it's sepia!

Sepia, eh? Not cum stains? I always thought...

If the latter, you can be my nemesis!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:33 PM BST

Oh grow up. You don't like people over a script? In my script anyway you never see a baby (it wasn't a baby anyway) and it was just a script!

You want to be a cock to everyone, fine. It's so easy to do it on the net when you don't have to look people in the face. But just to let you know, when you were lecturing me about the industry a while back. I've been in the industry since I was 12 and as far as I am concerned, watching sitcoms on your bum at home doesn't give you the right to talk down to me, I respected your feedback but to say you now don't like me over it just makes you a cock.

You appear to have me mixed up with someone else, madam. I have never 'lectured you on the industry'.

I also fail to see how being a child star makes you any better at writing comdey than siting at home 'on your bum', which is me is it?

This thread is about people you don't get on with on the forum. Bete noire would be a better term than nemesis, perhaps. You can think what you like about me, but it's clear that my posts are going over your head.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:33 PM BST

Oh grow up. You don't like people over a script? In my script anyway you never see a baby (it wasn't a baby anyway) and it was just a script!

You want to be a cock to everyone, fine. It's so easy to do it on the net when you don't have to look people in the face. But just to let you know, when you were lecturing me about the industry a while back. I've been in the industry since I was 12 and as far as I am concerned, watching sitcoms on your bum at home doesn't give you the right to talk down to me, I respected your feedback but to say you now don't like me over it just makes you a cock.

As much as I try to get on with everyone, you have the pride of being the first real dick I have met on here.

Love and kisses, Roo X.

I agree whole heartidly with Ruby. It was below the belt, and uncalled for.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2008, 7:40 PM BST

You can think what you like about me.

That's fine. You can think of me as a baby killer. I'll think of you as a cock. Everyone is happy.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:42 PM BST

That's fine. You can think of me as a baby killer. I'll think of your as a cock. Everyone is happy.

Mwhaha

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:42 PM BST

That's fine. You can think of me as a baby killer. I'll think of you as a cock. Everyone is happy.

I thought you said he was a dick??

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2008, 7:40 PM BST

it's clear that my posts are going over your head.

Oh I've not heard that one before. Now tell me I am a airhead.

Quote: Huge Bear @ September 3 2008, 7:44 PM BST

I thought you said he was a dick??

They are both the same thing, in the same area. I like the word cock better.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:45 PM BST

They are both the same thing, in the same area.

I did not know that.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 3 2008, 7:45 PM BST

I like the word cock better.

I did not know that.

Quote: Huge Bear @ September 3 2008, 7:47 PM BST

I did not know that.

You should do, I screamed it loud enough last night.

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