Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2008, 5:51 PM BST
And oh! How could I forget the terrible rows I have with Elliot!? He's quite obviously my nemesis.
I was sooo going to make that joke.
Your BSG Nemesis Page 8
Pipped you to the post!
I completely freaked out on Thing once after he critiqued a sketch I did which is fine. Then critiqued my reply to him! And Jake How who was funny peculiar at first and then just annoyed me. Me and Thing made it up though. No tongues. Oh and Scatters 'cos she's nice to everybody and I can't bring myself to insult her. What a bitch!
*Chinese burns herself*
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2008, 6:34 PM BST
See! Stop it! 
Nobody.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2008, 6:34 PM BST
How?
I don't know...*shrugs* It's a Mighty Boosh joke.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2008, 6:05 PM BSTNot true. I only hate Frankie Rage - because he offered to hang me and he's a shit writer. Baumski - because he likened me to a paedophile, Matt Stott I dislike rather than hate for a quality evinced in his quote above - his disingenuousness. He knows exactly why I 'had a beef with him'. I also don't like Ruby Mae because she wrote a sketch that involved a baby being impaled on a car bonnet (or something like that).
People I like are Winterlight, Bussell, Stuart Laws, Chapman, Kent Pete, Zoo, Sootyj, Perry Nium, Badge, James Williams, Griff, Stratton, Slags, Aaron, Steve by any other name, and a few other people whose names I can't recall since they're not posting much at the moment.
Everyone else I don't have a view on. Some of the people mentioned above have put the boot in at one time or another but it doesn't matter because I respect them all in some way.
Chipolata, Charisma and ContainsNuts deserve a special mention. I think I like one of them and I think I dislike at least one of them, but I can't tell them apart because their names and writing styles are not distinct enough. (sorry guys)
Most of my disagreements are based around my views on Gavin & Stacey and Ricky Gervais. I think they are well known, but for the sake of badness I will restate them.
Gervias is funny, but an utter c**t.
Gavin and Stacey is over-exposed, derivative, risible shit that is forced, unfunny, patronising and beyond lame.
The fact that it is described on the BBC commissioning website as the 'new gold standard' should mean that roly poly, sparrow-eyed funnyman James Corden should be the nemesis of all would-be comedy writers.
See how I brought it back to Nemesis'?
Shucks Godot you make me feel special. Like a hard core Nazi invited to der Fuhrer bunker for scnhapps and suicide party. Whilst all the other losers bugger off to Brazil with their dental gold.
I kid, honestly I do.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2008, 6:05 PM BSTMatt Stott I dislike rather than hate for a quality evinced in his quote above - his disingenuousness. He knows exactly why I 'had a beef with him'.
Actually I'm not sure I do; odd as it seems I don't spend a lot of time thinking about you or on-line tiffs. Perhaps we clashed a little over Gavin and Stacey, I'd say we probably did. Apart from that I seem to remember you being a little rude about some sketch of mine, which is fine I suppose, then being really quite rude about me as a person, which I didn't think was fine. I can only assume we had clashed before and I'd forgotton. I don't think I am disingenuous, but I do think you're rude, and if you genuinely do dislike me, well, a little weird. And I genuinely mean that.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 3 2008, 6:40 PM BSTNobody.
Not even your (ex?)wife? Eh eh eh?
Quote: roscoff @ September 3 2008, 6:33 PM BSTI completely freaked out on Thing once after he critiqued a sketch I did which is fine. Then critiqued my reply to him!
He is/was a freaking weirdo.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2008, 6:43 PM BSTI don't know...*shrugs* It's a Mighty Boosh joke.
You were doing it on your leg, obviously.
Sooo, is that Aaron on his avatar? ^^^^^^
Won't be posting again until later. 1999 and counting........
Yes, it is I. Again. *shudder*
Sepianess is curable, you know.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 3 2008, 6:05 PM BSTChipolata, Charisma and ContainsNuts deserve a special mention. I think I like one of them and I think I dislike at least one of them, but I can't tell them apart because their names and writing styles are not distinct enough. (sorry guys)
Oh we've had a few battles of opinions but I can't say I dislike you, of course you can though, and you most probably will! 
I once had a run in with Chipolata before where I called him Chip-on-shoulder, which is probably the most childish thing I've done on here - and there is a Channel 4 100 list of those for me on here! I think we've got on fine since.
I TRY and be supportive to people on here but that sometimes gets me in to trouble too.