British Comedy Guide

If you could have one extra... Page 2

Fine, let's say I meant one extra Robyn! :P

Quote: PhQnix @ September 3 2008, 6:22 PM BST

This one.

Except, perhaps, make it a month?

That would be great.

Done! An extra month!

Quote: PhQnix @ September 3 2008, 6:28 PM BST

Fine, let's say I meant one extra Robyn! :P

Laughing out loud That'd be hell!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2008, 6:29 PM BST

Laughing out loud That'd be hell!

Lies, lies, lies, lies....

:P

Plus, it'd make my run doubly as common!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 3 2008, 6:35 PM BST

Plus, it'd make my run doubly as common!

Not even Robyn.II would use that run :P

:$ That's true...

Another arm would be useful when doing my hair.

Wings would be AWESOME.

I know I don't have them in the first place but still.....AWESOME.

A 4th nipple so I stop being called Scaramander.

I would like, specifically, Rose Tyler's extra Doctor.
She doesn't really want him anyway.

Haha!

Quote: Aaron @ September 3 2008, 5:15 PM BST

...foot on the length my penis.

Can't imagine anything worse:

A/You'd pass out every time you were aroused.
B/You'd never be able to do the missionary position or really enjoy any other position.
C/Your penis would be dangling in the toilet water while you were taking a dump.
And many other problems...

Laughing out loud

He didn't think that one through.

Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:37 AM BST

Can't imagine anything worse:

A/You'd pass out every time you were aroused.
B/You'd never be able to do the missionary position or really enjoy any other position.
C/Your penis would be dangling in the toilet water while you were taking a dump.
And many other problems...

Hm. Someone's done his research.

I would like one extra day at the weekend. 2 days off aren't enough.

Quote: Finck @ September 4 2008, 9:42 AM BST

Hm. Someone's done his research.

D/You'd have huge feet (and have to have special shoes made)
E/And own tiny cars.

Unfortunately I was cursed with an overlong manhood. I have since had it reduced to a more manageable length. I now have a Ford Focus.

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