Ext. Train Station
A man is getting on a train with two suitcases. He puts them down and turns to a woman on the platform.
Woman: I'll miss you.
Man: I'll miss you so much.
Woman: How much?
The man hops off the train and puts his hands on the woman's shoulder.
Man: Like a flower misses the sun.
Woman: You're so swe-
Man: Like a car misses its alternator!
A whistle goes.
Woman: Ok, you better-
Man: Like Pluto misses its planetary status!
The train doors shut.
Woman: The doors-
Man: Like a heron misses its fenland home!
The train stars to pull away.
Woman: Your luggage-
Man: and THAT is how much I shall miss you!
The man hugs the woman tightly.
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