We're doomed

ALISTAIR DARLING IS TALKING TO HIS WIFE, WHOSE READING A NEWSPAPER.

WIFE.

Morning dear.

ALISTAIR

Morning dear we're doomed.

WIFE

Darling, darling can you stop saying that. You know Gordon said he'd reshuffle you if you keep saying we're doomed.

ALISTAIR

Sorry Darling, darling.

WIFE

Oh how terrible there's some miners trapped underground.

ALISTAIR

Entombed.

WIFE

Alistair! The new serie's of Dr Who will have those space Rhinos again.

ALISTAIR

Judoon'd

WIFE

Stop that, ooh here's a job for you, for when Gordon sacks you. They're remaking Dad's Army, and they need a new Private Frasier.

ALISTAIR

We're doomed.

I like the Dad's Army reference!

WIFE:
Terrible about those floods in India.

ALISTAIR:
Monsooned!

I'm gonna pinch that one.

You want the living room painted Alistair, which shade of purple?

Marooned!

Hi Sootyj. Liked this skit/sketch of yours. And for what its worth:

Alastair, you gave my ass some spanking last night.
Babooned.

I ate so much lately I'm like a beached whale.
Harpooned.

Alastair, why are you such a target for ridicule?
Lampooned.

Lampooned is great.

Can you all stop shaming me for choosing Judoon'd!

(I liked that bit.)

I like Judoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shJRm4sNuhE

WIFE:
Would you like to come on a hot air propelled flying machine?

ALISTAIR:
Balooned!

My God! These are getting bad!

I'm going to have a drink in a Wildwest Town?

Salooned.

WIFE:
What on earth is the design of that frieze?

ALISTAIR:
Festooned

WIFE:
Did you just see what the UN secretary-general just did at you, darling?

ALISTAIR:
Ki - mooned

WIFE
Did you see Fern Brittain before she had her stomach stapled?

ALISTAIR:
Ballooned!

I'm sure that's quite enough but just beacause I like the word: Pontoon!

Hmm not bad Morrace but I'd go for.

Al Quaeda are holding the UN secretary general in the world banK!

Ban-Ki-Mooned.

I was keeping to the 2-syllables - felt it was some kind of unwritten rule.

Does Morrace like Pontoons too?

I'm not sure about the whole pun angle.

I saw the edit sheet from Treason for this and thought the whole 'We're Doomed/Dad's Army' angle is ripe for a picking. It could be an ensemble piece.

Brown as Mainwaring?

And Milliband as the ARP character? Trying to undermine the Mainwaring/Brown?

That was my idea, but I'm very lazy and thought this was easier.

Why not have a try yourself?