###Can I put my thing in your thang?###
Or thong
Meet the Writers: Simon Balch Page 2
What a dirty mind you have.
Nice one Mr Rivers! I don't think I can call you by your real name. 
Bussell - can I be interviewed... even though I've not done anything at all to do with writing? 
Quote: EllieJP @ September 2 2008, 2:16 PM BSTBussell - can I be interviewed... even though I've not done anything at all to do with writing?
Why would you want to be interviewed by Bussell? It'd be like being gummed by a toothless sheep. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 2 2008, 2:38 PM BSTWhy would you want to be interviewed by Bussell? It'd be like being gummed by a toothless sheep.
I swear to high heaven, Chip, I will borrow your car and return it on fumes with a dead tramp in the boot and rotting mackerel under the floor mats.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 2 2008, 2:16 PM BSTBussell - can I be interviewed... even though I've not done anything at all to do with writing?
Oh, and no.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 2 2008, 2:44 PM BSTChip, I will borrow your car and return it on fumes with a dead tramp in the boot
There's no need to bring Dave Chapman into this.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 2 2008, 2:44 PM BSTOh, and no.
Quote: chipolata @ September 2 2008, 2:38 PM BSTWhy would you want to be interviewed by Bussell? It'd be like being gummed by a toothless sheep.
Exactly...
Another fine writer roasting (The traditional definition!). Now I have to go and Google some American sketch groups and then pretend I already knew of them!
Quote: ShoePie @ September 2 2008, 3:26 PM BSTAnother fine writer roasting (The traditional definition!). Now I have to go and Google some American sketch groups and then pretend I already knew of them!
check out human giant as well. they so do not suck
He speaks the truth. Their first season DVD is some of the best sketch comedy I've seen in a while.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 2 2008, 2:44 PM BSTI will borrow your car and return it on fumes with a dead tramp in the boot and rotting mackerel under the floor mats.
Mr Bussell, was it you who in a post somewhere mentioned giving a car away to a tramp? I had you down as a philanthropist, but don't think killing him and dumping his body in the boot really counts as "giving away". Disturbing indeed.