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So does it now go inwards through wear and tear or outwards through some 'addition'?
ian!!!
It remains un-abused. Thus far.
Quote: zooo @ September 2 2008, 1:50 PM BSTian!!!
It remains un-abused. Thus far.
Honestly shocked at that. Not even a pretend snog??
Course not!
I might lie on my bed with the lights on low, squint at him and pretend he's real...
But that's perfectly normal!
So whilst HE remains unabused, the self-abuse is rife.
Quote: zooo @ September 2 2008, 1:57 PM BSTCourse not!
I might lie on my bed with the lights on low, squint at him and pretend he's real...
But that's perfectly normal!
But how creepy? He's just standing there in the dark staring at you and not moving!! Like some kind of professional rapeyist.
Did you have to carry that home with you from somewhere btw? Under your arm? I hope it was on a bus 
You order embarrassing stuff on the internet ian, you know that.
Quote: zooo @ September 2 2008, 2:04 PM BSTYou order embarrassing stuff on the internet ian, you know that.
Ha, of course! But also damn 
Was the postman smirking at least?
Unfortunately, it came kind of folded in half, so it just looked like a big square. Sorry to ruin your mental images!
Quote: zooo @ September 2 2008, 2:11 PM BSTUnfortunately, it came kind of folded in half, so it just looked like a big square. Sorry to ruin your mental images!
Ah well, I have better ones involving you!
POSTMAN WALKS UP PATH CARRYING BIG SQUARE THING.
POSTMAN (V.O.):
What on earth is this big square thing I'm taking to the Gomezes?
POSTMAN TRIES TO PUSH BIG SQUARE THING THROUGH LETTERBOX.
POSTMAN (V.O.):
Ha, you're having a laugh. There's no way that'll fit.
POSTMAN RINGS DOORBELL.
SOUND OF COMMOTION BEHIND DOOR.
ZOOO (O.O.V.):
Out of my way, mother!
DOOR FLIES OPEN.
ZOOO:
Give me that! Right now, postie, or so help me God I'll rip your arm off and beat you to death with the wet end.
ZOOO GRABS BIG SQUARE THING AND SLAMS FRONT DOOR.
POSTMAN:
Ah, must be a big David Tennant cutout.
ENDS
Hahaha!
Haha! I love "Out of my way, mother!" 