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Barack vs McCain. Page 3

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 1 2008, 3:45 PM BST

Obama's main selling point to white America is his skin tone. Classified as a black person, he is light brown. Now, if he was boot black like Mugabe he would have no chance of being elected.

David Palmer's as black skinned as Mugabe and he got to be president.

Haha

Obama please. I think I'll let the McCain age a bit longer....what? It might go bad by then? That's fine I was never a fan of that vintage anyhow.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2008, 2:22 PM BST

On the flipside ,what's the appeal of a grumpy cancerous old sod who crashed most of the planes he flew.

Exactly. There's only two choices, what on earth would make you prefer McCain?

Quote: zooo @ September 1 2008, 5:08 PM BST

Exactly. There's only two choices, what on earth would make you prefer McCain?

There are many, many reasons to choose either candidate. To think otherwise is to be willfully ignorant.

And the plane crashing thing is just more politically driven bullshit.

His (McCain) face doesn't make my skin crawl, for starters.

Made your mind up DaButt?

At the moment the most honest thing one could do in this country is poo in the ballot box.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2008, 5:18 PM BST

Made your mind up DaButt?

At the moment the most honest thing one could do in this country is poo in the ballot box.

Why? It's unsanitary, and it ruins it for people voting after you.

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2008, 5:12 PM BST

There are many, many reasons to choose either candidate. To think otherwise is to be willfully ignorant.

And the plane crashing thing is just more politically driven bullshit.

Well that's what I'm asking you you blithering fool!

:)

Tell me, why!

I don't know much about him seeing as it's not my country.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2008, 5:18 PM BST

Made your mind up DaButt?

At the moment the most honest thing one could do in this country is poo in the ballot box.

I can still be swayed, but only if I hear some concrete plans instead of pie in the sky promises. I'm not going to vote for someone just because he/she is attractive, young, a certain color or a good public speaker.

P.S. I'm planning to volunteer at my polling place, so please don't poop in anything I'm responsible for cleaning. Angry

Quote: Aaron @ September 1 2008, 5:13 PM BST

His (McCain) face doesn't make my skin crawl, for starters.

This thread needs pictures.

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2008, 5:24 PM BST

I can still be swayed, but only if I hear some concrete plans instead of pie in the sky promises. I'm not going to vote for someone just because he/she is attractive, young, a certain color or a good public speaker.

P.S. I'm planning to volunteer at my polling place, so please don't poop in anything I'm responsible for cleaning. Angry

I'm not a US citizen, we're not officially 51st state yet (or is that 52nd after Israel?)

Good attitude, these days it seems to be the same crap with a diferent flag.

I think Barrack. Not sure about McCain. Don't trust a man who does oven chips.

I bloody love his micro chips though. Yum.

But you get, like, NONE though!

Could fit at least twice that amount in the same box. Stupid ... thing.

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