Bearded penis??? 
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Quote: EllieJP @ September 1 2008, 12:07 PM BSTBearded penis???
How Ellie's mind works:
"Raped in the cupboard" - fine
"Hitler" - fine
"Bearded penis" - alert
Haha. Her mind revolves around cock.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 1 2008, 12:09 PM BSTHow Ellie's mind works:
"Raped in the cupboard" - fine
"Hitler" - fine
"Bearded penis" - alert
Very true.
Hahaha!
Is it like a bearded clam, though?
Quote: zooo @ September 1 2008, 1:27 PM BSTHahaha!
Is it like a bearded clam, though?
I want to get to that pearl!
ian_w! zooo! ian_w again!
Don't we all?
I was expressing outrage. How on earth you people manage to make the bearded penis thread filthier I'll never know.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 1 2008, 1:53 PM BSTI was expressing outrage. How on earth you people manage to make the bearded penis thread filthier I'll never know.
Why thank you 
I would like to clarify at this point that, though I deem myself capable of it, I did not invent the moustached Hitler cock.
Sooty did. Obviously.
Obviously.
Christine Bleakley. Her off of The One Show. Maybe. She confuses me. She manages to cover the whole range of cute, meh, veeery cute, skank, and SMOKING HOT; sometimes within a single half hour. How does that work? 