It's the first day of the month!
Pinch, punch!
White rabbits!
Ooh. It's autumn!!
Oh and, a punch and a kick for being so quick. etc.
Yep, I was thinking just today that the quick changes between sun, overcast, rain and heat was all very autumnal! 
I got a bit fed up with the heat, this summer. I don't think I've ever used my fan and shower as much as I did this summer.
The sun's down and it's still 90 degrees Fahrenheit here.
"The first day of the month is held to be a special day in many Earth cultures. Strange social rituals are enacted on this day which, although it happens rather regularly, creeps up on you quite unexpectedly. In Britain, for instance, you may be confronted by people who pinch you, then punch you on the arm, and say "Pinch, Punch, First of the Month." The origins of this rather unpleasant custom are lost in time, however I can offer you some useful advice. The only defence against this custom is to pinch and punch first because tradition demands that the pinchee is not allowed to retaliate."
OK pinchees, I gotcha first!
"Strange social rituals are enacted on this day" - Anyone got any strange rituals they are doing at the mo?
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 1 2008, 9:17 AM BST"Strange social rituals are enacted on this day" - Anyone got any strange rituals they are doing at the mo?
Apart from plundering my bank account? No.
Quote: Huge Bear @ September 1 2008, 6:53 AM BST"The origins of this rather unpleasant custom are lost in time, however I can offer you some useful advice. The only defence against this custom is to pinch and punch first because tradition demands that the pinchee is not allowed to retaliate."
To the tit who wrote this, I say "A punch and a kick for being so quick".
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 1 2008, 9:17 AM BST"Strange social rituals are enacted on this day" - Anyone got any strange rituals they are doing at the mo?
Does dancing around in a circle and chanting pagan prayers whilst masturbating furiously count?
Quote: Finck @ September 1 2008, 9:22 AM BSTApart from plundering my bank account? No.
Quote: Aaron @ September 1 2008, 9:47 AM BSTTo the tit who wrote this, I say "A punch and a kick for being so quick".
Surely this just escalates?
"A smack and a whack for hurting me back"...
"A jab with a knife for being older in life"...
"A shot in the head - it's the 1st, now you're dead"...
"A suicide bomb for the date being wrong"...
"A nuclear winter - today's the birthday of Harold Pinter"
See where all this violence leads? Stop this madness.
Who ever smelt it dealt it. 
She who denied it provided it..
Wait a minute! I just realised the topic of this thread. What have white rabbits got to do with anything?
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 1 2008, 11:44 AM BSTShe who denied it provided it..
He who said the rhyme did the crime.
Quote: Aaron @ September 1 2008, 11:45 AM BSTWait a minute! I just realised the topic of this thread. What have white rabbits got to do with anything?
It's Ruby, nothing.
She whose shortened name is 'Ellie', laid the nuclear-powered smelly.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 1 2008, 11:49 AM BSTIt's Ruby, nothing.
Ah, should have known.