British Comedy Guide

Barack vs McCain. Page 2

Quote: catskillz @ September 1 2008, 3:26 AM BST

Oh yeah, what I meant to say was there are too many Republican, or Red, States in America.

That's not really true, either. The country is pretty much evenly divided. The last few elections have been extremely close.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Plus Iran and Russia won't mess with a man that close to death, he's got nothing to lose.

Laughing out loud

They'll do this when he dies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57uKBdVjf0

I never realised he sounded so much like Elma Fudd.

Quote: catskillz @ September 1 2008, 2:06 AM BST

Everyone goes on about Obama being good looking, but is he really?

No. He's shifty-looking, slimy, and untrustworthy. I wouldn't let him buy me a pint of milk.

I don't fancy him, but in some pics he looks quite handsome. In others not.

I think it's just the politician thing. Most are so fugly, a normal looking one stands out.

And he comes across to me like a nice, intelligent person. The anti-Bush, if you will.

Barrack's preferable, but isn't he just a black Tony Blair? All style and very little substance. That said, I hear he's got a great sense of rhythym.

Quote: Badge @ September 1 2008, 12:51 AM BST

No US president is short in the arms department

Laughing out loud

I saw on Foreign Correspondent that some Republican heartland voters are planning to turn out for Obama... interesting?

Quote: chipolata @ September 1 2008, 1:51 PM BST

Barrack's preferable, but isn't he just a black Tony Blair? All style and very little substance.

Prezunctly.

On the flipside ,what's the appeal of a grumpy cancerous old sod who crashed most of the planes he flew.

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2008, 2:22 PM BST

On the flipside ,what's the appeal of a grumpy cancerous old sod who crashed most of the planes he flew.

For more information on McCain's time in the airforce, see here: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8887

Nobody got anywhere without some shameless self-aggrandising bastardry.

Quote: Tommy Power @ September 1 2008, 3:01 PM BST

For more information on McCain's time in the airforce, see here:

McCain was a naval aviator. They take great offense when they're mistaken for Air Force pilots.

Ah. In that case, don't look there. :$

Obama's main selling point to white America is his skin tone. Classified as a black person, he is light brown. Now, if he was boot black like Mugabe he would have no chance of being elected.

If he were like Mugabe, his policies might also let him down.

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