Barack vs McCain.

Pretty simple who do you want to be the next leader of the free world?

Barack, young intelligent handsome. But looks like Putin would beat him up for his lunch money at the next G8. He thinks he's Martin Luther King, but he's no civil rights hero. The last right he had opressed was when his indicator broke.

Or John McCain.

He's old he's bold he fought the war that's cold. Bits seem to be dropping off of him, he called his wife a f**king whore on TV.

He's got a yummy mummy vice president who he met only once.

So people of England whose ass do you want Dave Cameron to kiss in the future?

Barack, duh.

After having read parts of his Blueprint for Change thingy: Obama. He's got the right idea of how modern governance works.

Plus he won't have died of old age before the next election.

Yeh but McCain lived in a hole for 5 years.

Plus Iran and Russia won't mess with a man that close to death, he's got nothing to lose.

Barack is mildly good looking. That in itself is enough for a vote.

Clinton.

(So McCain then.)

Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Yeh but McCain lived in a hole for 5 years.

Plus Iran and Russia won't mess with a man that close to death, he's got nothing to lose.

View original

He lived in a hole 40 years ago! And foreign relations with Russia and Iran are a lottery anyway.

I give him credit for that "At least I don't plaster on the make up like a trollop, you c**t" line, though. That's genius.

"a lottery away?"

It was 40 years ago, wow how the years rush by.

<Shallow>

McCain has short arms. Never trust a man with short arms.

http://www.superjinky.com/shortarms.org/

</Shallow>

That is so cute he looks like a chubby 6 year old suckling at Bush's teet.

There, there little John suckle at my bosom, and your arms will grow 6 inches.

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ September 1 2008, 12:42 AM BST

McCain has short arms.

View original

No US president is short in the arms department

Everyone goes on about Obama being good looking, but is he really? Also, isn't he a bit inexperienced for the job? Whatever, he's got no chance of winning anyway, as there are just too many Republican voters in America.

Quote: catskillz @ September 1 2008, 2:06 AM BST

Also, isn't he a bit inexperienced for the job? Whatever, he's got no chance of winning anyway, as there are just too many Republican voters in America.

View original

There are more Democrats in the country than Republicans. Besides, most people aren't straight-ticket voters.

Yes, Obama is very inexperienced, but he's just dreamy and speaks so well. That's all that matters, right?

Quote: DaButt @ September 1 2008, 2:23 AM BST

There are more Democrats in the country than Republicans. Besides, most people aren't straight-ticket voters.

View original

Oh yeah, what I meant to say was there are too many Republican, or Red, States in America.