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Ruby's got form, of course. It'll be chav carnage. She'll make mincemeat of the lot of them. You won't be able to move for bloodstained Elizabeth Duke jewellery.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 31 2008, 11:59 PM BST

Ruby's got form, of course. It'll be chav carnage. She'll make mincemeat of the lot of them. You won't be able to move for bloodstained Elizabeth Duke jewellery.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud (Argos, right?)

I was going to invite her to live in London but she's MUCH more fun down there!!

Thanks.

I just had to get my flatmate out of there, he has form for getting the poo kicked out of him. The police have shown up. Probably not the Grandmothers wisest move to lob a can of cider at the car.

I punch one guy ONE TIME with a lucky shot.

Oh well, we can close the thread now!

Sorry guys, nowt more to see.

I hate having neighbours.

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 31 2008, 11:53 PM BST

With the picture of the couple of cats in a basket? Genius!

That's for us older folks, everybody.

Nah it's the potters wheel in black and white.

Have the video camera ready for Round 2. There can never be enough drunken cat fights on YouTube.

Surely not in your gated community?

It msut be the ultimate chav free zone.

I live in the shadow of a vast brooding 1960s estate and an adventure playground.

There's not too much hassle. But since some one got stabbed to death down the road, the Police are surprisingly responsive.

That said there's enormous Staffy poos everywhere. And one guy with a Great Dane that must be 5 foot tall at the shoulder.

Used to be worse when I lived right in the town. All the drunks from the clubs!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 1 2008, 12:02 AM BST

I punch one guy ONE TIME with a lucky shot.

Laughing out loud

You can't rely on Devon and Cornwall police. Once when living with some girls, these drunk blokes tried to break into our flat and the police NEVER showed up. Luckly our blokes came to the rescue but we put in a strong complaint the next day.

Bloody hell talk about the Wild West Country.

You looking for a sherrif?

Why do I always think Ruby lives in London?

It's not too bad. It's just the students towns and anywhere near army and marine training bases.

Basically near where I am!

A mate of mine used to live next door to the taller of the two Chuckle Brothers, about 5 years ago. Apparently, his kids used to find it funny, to hit their dog with a golf club, so my mate reported them to the RSPCA. I've no actual proof that this is true, and I've stopped talking to the mate in question, but he seemed to be telling the truth.

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