Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2008, 4:05 PM BSTMutual masturbation all round, I bet.
I'm gonna use Blindfolds and everything.
Any suggestions Aaron?
Who do you live with? Page 4
Quote: Paul W @ August 31 2008, 4:04 PM BSTOne of 2 things she should always be doing.
I'm going to be living with my best mate - we have a spare room, I'm considering making a very Joey like ad for the room.
"Wanted: Flatmate to share house with two guys. Must have breasts."
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:07 PM BST"Wanted: Flatmate to share house with two guys. Must have breasts."
I think that can be shorten to "Wanted: Woman, must have pulse - breasts a bonus"
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:06 PM BSTIs that with mayo or without?
Almost certainly with.
The worse kind of house is when it's all just women. Women can get bitchy and all that PMT gets vented on each other. All of my worse flatmates have all been ladies with the exception of just one who was a man.
With blokes, fun stupid times can be had and they don't gossip to each other behind your back if something is up, they come straight out with it.
And it's funny when they freak out cause you put a new box of tampons in the bathroom cabinet.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:19 PM BSTAnd it's funny when they freak out cause you put a new box of tampons in the bathroom cabinet.
You've lived with some very immature pissy men then!
Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2008, 4:20 PM BSTYou've lived with some very immature pissy men then!
That's nothing. The gay one once annoyed me so much in one day, I got my revenge while he was in the shower, knowing he could not escape, I stood outside the door and I read out loud a graphic article about the menstrual cycle. He just screamed and screamed like a girl.
Haha!
My friend suggested what I should do is buy a tube of vagasil, empty half of it out, and wrap a pube of two around the end and leave it on the sink and see what happens.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:25 PM BSTThat's nothing. The gay one once annoyed me so much in one day, I got my revenge while he was in the shower, knowing he could not escape, I stood outside the door and I read out loud a graphic article about the menstrual cycle. He just screamed and screamed like a girl.
Brilliant.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:27 PM BSTMy friend suggested what I should do is buy a tube of vagasil, empty half of it out, and wrap a pube of two around the end and leave it on the sink and see what happens.
Even more brilliant. If you do it, you will earn back a little bit of my respect.
Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2008, 4:03 PM BSTAnd you'll show your appreciation by "eating" her "sandwich".
Dirty Boy!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:06 PM BSTIs that with mayo or without?
Dirty Girl!!
Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2008, 4:35 PM BSTEven more brilliant. If you do it, you will earn back a little bit of my respect.
You want me to earn your respect with my pubes?
Kinky bastard!
Hold on.....earn respect back? Did I blink and miss that?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 31 2008, 4:43 PM BSTDirty Girl!!
I washed I swear!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 31 2008, 4:51 PM BSTHold on.....earn respect back? Did I blink and miss that?
Good point.
You love me Aaron. If I was not here you would have no one to pick on. Face it, it's not as much fun calling Gav a whore.
Oh, I'm here to be picked on too.