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The Proclaimers Page 4

Imagine them with slighty longer hair, and boobs, would they be your fantasy?

I'm a bloke. Pretty much anything with boobs is my fantasy.

Quote: zooo @ August 31 2008, 2:50 PM BST

Just his voice gives me a (figurative) hardon.

The lady horn.

Quote: Timbo @ August 31 2008, 3:03 PM BST

I'm a bloke. Pretty much anything with boobs is my fantasy.

I really want to find that pic of the child antiques star now grown up and with boobies.

But I'm too scared.

Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2008, 3:03 PM BST

The lady horn.

Indeed, the rampant lady tingles.

Quote: Timbo @ August 31 2008, 3:03 PM BST

I'm a bloke. Pretty much anything with boobs is my fantasy.

You must be in a real rut if you're that un-fussy!

Quote: zooo @ August 31 2008, 3:05 PM BST

Indeed, the rampant lady tingles.

Cor.

Quote: Aaron @ August 31 2008, 3:07 PM BST

You must be in a real rut if you're that un-fussy!

As a mate of mine who was going through a dry patch, once said, " I could f**k a stoat."

LOL.

Quote: Timbo @ August 31 2008, 3:25 PM BST

" I could f**k a stoat."

One of Stew Francis' lesser known catchphrases.

Quote: zooo @ August 31 2008, 3:05 PM BST

I really want to find that pic of the child antiques star now grown up and with boobies.

But I'm too scared.

The lady's name is Lauren Harries. Do not look her up on Google Image Search. Repeat: do not look her up on Google Image Search.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 31 2008, 4:44 PM BST

One of Stew Francis' lesser known catchphrases.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 31 2008, 11:09 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Thanks for that. I was starting to feel old. :)

Eek, I just turned to a new hi-def music channel and they're playing THAT SONG.

Quote: Timbo @ August 31 2008, 3:25 PM BST

As a mate of mine who was going through a dry patch, once said, " I could f**k a stoat."

Good one. A mate of mine who has no standards whatsoever often says 'I could f**k a barber's floor,' and on occasions 'I could f**k a black eye.'

Quote: Timbo @ August 31 2008, 3:25 PM BST

As a mate of mine who was going through a dry patch, once said, " I could f**k a stoat."

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 31 2008, 4:44 PM BST

One of Stew Francis' lesser known catchphrases.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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