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What are you eating? Page 54

No thank god I'm not a social worker, I just assist and do the odd theatre workshop. It's not my main profession anymore, it just pays nicely when i need the cash.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 29 2008, 5:11 PM BST

Girl guides were the worst. NEVER EVER AGAIN. One tried to set fire to my coat.

Was that for the 'Burning my leader' badge?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 29 2008, 5:11 PM BST

Girl guides were the worst. NEVER EVER AGAIN. One tried to set fire to my coat. I've worked with prisoners who were better mannered.

You were allowed with KIDS?

Yeh I was a team leader......

Currently I work with a lot of school leavers with special needs helping with moving on to independence.

Could be my theory about people fantasising about what they don't do.

So people who always write sweet things are the most likely to have something nasty in the cellar...

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 29 2008, 5:14 PM BST

Was that for the 'Burning my leader' badge?

She was evil. They all were! Supernanny would have had her work cut out for her.

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2008, 5:15 PM BST

Yeh I was a team leader......

Currently I work with a lot of school leavers with special needs helping with moving on to independence.

Could be my theory about people fantasising about what they don't do.

So people who always write sweet things are the most likely to have something nasty in the cellar...

I have Gavin in mine.

He helps with the washing up.

I also have the Slaggs in my attic.

You know the Scouts jamboree in London was used to smuggle illegal imigrants into London, including Al Quaeda members.

It might have been Bin Laden in a dress burning you.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 29 2008, 5:17 PM BST

She was evil. They all were! Supernanny would have had her work cut out for her.

I have Gavin in mine.

He helps with the washing up.

I also have the Slaggs in my attic.

Gavin's not nasty nor are the Slaggs.

What's the dealy with Welsh comedy writers anyway?

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2008, 5:18 PM BST

You know the Scouts jamboree in London was used to smuggle illegal imigrants into London, including Al Quaeda members.

It might have been Bin Laden in a dress burning you.

I would like to point out I was not in the coat at the time. It was not like a scene from the wicker man.

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2008, 5:19 PM BST

Gavin's not nasty nor are the Slaggs.

That's what you think. They all eat hamsters.

Lovey Love you boys really!

I used to tell ghosts stories on summer camp that traumatised a couple of kids into wetting the bed.

I apologise, even if I'm darkly proud of that fact.

We also collapsed tents on kids who slept late and then gave them the bumps in them.

Hey the kids were happy.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 29 2008, 5:21 PM BST

That's what you think. They all eat hamsters.

Lovey Love you boys really!

If that's all you're feeding them?

A little childhood trauma builds character.

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2008, 5:24 PM BST

If that's all you're feeding them?

Well SlagB is vegetarian so I have to carve a potato into the shape of one but the menace is still there!

You should see what Simon Stratton who lives in my shed eats.

Those poor hedgehogs.....

Am I the only writer here who doesn't live in creepy Collector/Silence of the Lambs bondage at Rubys?

No wonder I'm the only person with the time to write for NR.

Now I feel so left out.

I have just ate a lasagne and it was lovely.

I think I may have a grill cheese and creamy tomato soup...I better take a Dairy Aid pill.

On my way out for lunch at my favorite Turkish restaurant. I'll order the Adana kebab, as usual.

I had a picnic, like I said, and so have eaten faaaar too much rubbish today. :(

Quote: EllieJP @ August 29 2008, 2:04 PM BST

I just had a chicken teriyaki subway. And a cookie!

Subway*

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 29 2008, 2:09 PM BST

I can beat that. Levi Roots is coming into our office in a few minutes with a tray of Reggae Reggae Chicken Subs.

Laughing out loud Immense.

Choc Gems! Yes, I am 7, and sat here with my lunchbox.

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