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oooooo can I guess who?

You can guess who it wasn't!

Quote: Gavin @ August 29 2008, 1:55 PM BST

You're fired. Paul your back on wing man duties.

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Damn! Must... drink... more... beer...

Nah, never gonna happen. I'm willing to take up crack though. Any good?

His bum crack?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 29 2008, 2:00 PM BST

Damn! Must... drink... more... beer...

Nah, never gonna happen. I'm willing to take take up crack though. Any good?

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Ok. You can be designated then that'll be quite cool. You back on.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 29 2008, 2:00 PM BST

His bum crack?

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Ellie I told you before drop it, it's never gonna happen. The ass is where things come out of not go in.

Quote: Gavin @ August 29 2008, 1:56 PM BST

oooooo can I guess who?

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Did he have glasses?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 29 2008, 2:00 PM BST

His bum crack?

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Will it get me f**ked? No, wait there....

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 29 2008, 2:04 PM BST

Did he have glasses?

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Windows...

. *slashes his tyres*

hehehe

Simon, I hereby officially and publicly take back that hurtful comment I made about your avatar. (Before you start a singing career or apply for the lead role in the upcoming Knight Rider movie).

Quote: Finck @ August 29 2008, 2:51 PM BST

Simon, I hereby officially and publicly take back that hurtful comment I made about your avatar. (Before you start a singing career or apply for the lead role in the upcoming Knight Rider movie).

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Oh, Finck, you weren't beastly to Stratton, were you?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 29 2008, 2:55 PM BST

Oh, Finck, you weren't beastly to Stratton, were you?

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Maybe. All I can say is that it involved a quite spectacular reversal of roles. (And I'm not talking role-play, here.)

Anyway, I thought comparing somebody to Hasselhoff was a massive compliment from a German.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 29 2008, 3:04 PM BST

Anyway, I thought comparing somebody to Hasselhoff was a massive compliment from a German.

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You mean from the people who as of today can proudly present to the world...

... the world's largest window curtain? Yeah, probably.

(That's in Stuttgart btw. When we were out for a beer yesterday, we thought they were building the stage for a massive Pink Floyd concert or something. Turns out it's even better than that...)

That's one seriously impressive bit of drapery.