Bush speech.

BILL IS STANDING NEXT TO HILARY SHE HAS HER HAND ON HIS GROIN.

BILL
My fellow Americans I can tell you Barrack Obama is the best man to be president of America.

HILARY SQUEEZES.

BILL
Ouch. For the next 4 years. America is ready for a black presidents.

HILARY SQUEEZES
Ouch. Followed 4 years later by a woman president.

BILL
Barack Obama is the best man to be president (QUICKLY) until a woman takes over 4 year later. Say is this that Angela Merkel, hey Angela get those jumbo euro sized funbags out for the lads.

HILARY SQUEEZES HARD.

BILL DROPS TO HIS KNEES.

Yowzer you squashed my nuts like a couple of Central Asian republics.

Very funny and topical, Sooty; though I think it would end nicely on "Ouch. Followed 4 years later by a woman president"

Could do, but for a stage show a twist is a nice idea.

I may change the sent version.

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2008, 12:12 AM BST

Could do, but for a stage show a twist is a nice idea.

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Sorry, I was thinking TV.

Yes, extra laughs could be earned with the nut-squeezing business if good comedy actors are used.

Why's this called Bush speech, by the way?

It's a stealth sketch.