Danger s(obscured by shit)ic tank maybe?
Tank. Page 2
Danger stank.
Not only is stank a past tense of stink but S can be used as an abbreviation for septic/sceptic. STank.
Although that may suggest that the smell was there a while ago rather than it being omnipresent.
On the other hand....
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GRASS:
My grassy bladder is full. I will piss my liquid dinosaur into a Yale Loch!
MAN:
Which reminds me, my think-tank needs training.
GRASS:
I am the magnetic illusion you will find within that tank.
MAN:
Surrounded by weeing weeds.
GRASS:
I am the Shogun of tanksmanship. I can be used to transport liquids., I am the Walrus.
MAN:
You fuming cannibal. You have been smoking yourself.
GRASS:
You have a think-tank - I have a skunk-tank.
MAN:
Sure it wasn't a lawn of coke?
GRASS:
I need to horsewhip the Hyacinths, batter the Buttercups and dominate the Dalias.
MAN:
That's grass indecency!
GRASS:
- and spank the tank.
MAN:
I guess I'll just write these few lawns of thought upon on a flat-chested sceptic.
GRASS:
I'd prefer a big titted sceptic.
MAN:
Tanks for the mammary.
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Morrace if you ever find a producer willing to produce your stuff you'll go far.
Funny and unhinged. I do like it when you mess about with dadaist comedy themes and portmanteau language.
Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2008, 8:35 PM BSTMorrace if you ever find a producer willing to produce your stuff you'll go far.
Funny and unhinged.
How dare you! I'm not funny!
Weirdly when you are not trying to be funny you are funny.
Very funny.
I almost never laugh, but at both of these dadaist skits I've laughed out loud.
You have comedic midi chlorians.
Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2008, 8:43 PM BSTWeirdly when you are not trying to be funny you are funny.
You know me so well.
Yesterday, I told my doctor I had severe chest pains and he just laughed in my face.