Is 5. Scats?
Quiz you CAN'T Google! Page 24
9 ian_w?
Hee. 3. was the only one I knew, and I wasn't allowed to guess it.
Is 5. SbF and 9. Sooty?
1/ Don't mind me, just looking.
(Ellie responds)
Still scared. Always been slightly intimidated by ... cartoon [avatars]
2/ Hope you are all fine and dandy. Break out the schnapps and twiglets.
Rubes
3/ The buildings falling on the planes and the jet flying through Big Ben were fantastic. Better effects than in new Doctor Who!
Laura
4/ Apart from ******* and some classics like ******* (whose sketch partner, the fabulous ******* *******, died today) it's mostly ******* and ******* comedy on ******* TV, disfiguringly translated and dubbed. Most people I know improve their ******* by watching the originals (only the UK shows for that purpose, obviously). That way one also gets to see new shows up to three years before they are broadcast in *******.
Finck
5/ This person's first three posts contained the word 'love' or 'lovely' five times.
Scats
6/ If you discover you're funny then crack on and get submitting - if you discover you're not, give up.
Seefact's reply: This manages the remarkable feat of being both trite and untrue.
Griff
7/ Did you do that on porpoise?
Dave
8/ I submitted my script to a woman who is an apparent script guru so far we've taken 2 days to deal with the first few scenes see keeps riding me on things that seem insane to me prehaps I'm being a pig headed writer but my good having a go coz I occasioanlly dont put in full stops? come on!!!
Gav
9/ I'm charging a £5 to reed this post, havin read this kindly leave £5 in an envelope under the door at the disabled toilets kingscross (where i live)
Soots
10/ ...I probably shouldn't be writing this after half a bottle of wine during lunch.
Ellie
Points:
Nil - 3
Dave - 2
Ellie - 3
zooo - 1
Wow, it's all square! Down to the last one.
Quote: zooo @ August 27 2008, 10:53 PM BSTHee. 3. was the only one I knew, and I wasn't allowed to guess it.
The search function said it was your first post, but it lies - was it?
I think it might have been! I was talking about Time Trumpet I think.
I guessed Scats first, I should have a point. 
1 is soooo bugging me.
Damn... who was number 1... get guessing everyone. I have no idea.
Ummmm let me guess PhQnix?
Honestly thought I'd made that one too easy. Nope.
I can't imagine who number 1 is.
Charly?
Quote: zooo @ August 27 2008, 10:58 PM BSTI think it might have been! I was talking about Time Trumpet I think.
I guessed Scats first, I should have a point.
Oops, missed that. Ok.
As he hasn't answered is number 1. Nil?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 27 2008, 11:00 PM BSTOops, missed that. Ok.
Done.
Hurray!