Nope. Ok, definitely off to bed...
There are clues to their identities in all the posts.
Quiz you CAN'T Google! Page 23
Oh flipping heck.
Don't go to bed and keep us all hanging!! You juicy dangler.
1's not me, I remember it though. It was pretty recent, as am I.
Is six Griff?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 27 2008, 10:42 PM BST1/ Don't mind me, just looking.
(Ellie responds)
Still scared. Always been slightly intimidated by ... cartoon (avatars)
2/ Hope you are all fine and dandy. Break out the schnapps and twiglets.
Rubes
3/ The buildings falling on the planes and the jet flying through Big Ben were fantastic. Better effects than in new Doctor Who!
4/ Apart from ******* and some classics like ******* (whose sketch partner, the fabulous ******* *******, died today) it's mostly ******* and ******* comedy on ******* TV, disfiguringly translated and dubbed. Most people I know improve their ******* by watching the originals (only the UK shows for that purpose, obviously). That way one also gets to see new shows up to three years before they are broadcast in *******.
Finck
5/ This person's first three posts contained the word 'love' or 'lovely' five times.
6/ If you discover you're funny then crack on and get submitting - if you discover you're not, give up.
Seefact's reply: This manages the remarkable feat of being both trite and untrue.
7/ Did you do that on porpoise?
Dave
8/ I submitted my script to a woman who is an apparent script guru so far we've taken 2 days to deal with the first few scenes see keeps riding me on things that seem insane to me prehaps I'm being a pig headed writer but my good having a go coz I occasioanlly dont put in full stops? come on!!!
Gav
9/ I'm charging a £5 to reed this post, havin read this kindly leave £5 in an envelope under the door at the disabled toilets kingscross (where i live)
10/ ...I probably shouldn't be writing this after half a bottle of wine during lunch.
Ellie
Points:
Nil - 2
Dave - 1
Ellie - 2
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 27 2008, 10:39 PM BSTNil - 1
Dave - 1
Ellie - 1All other answers are incorrect I'm afraid. Very impressed someone got Gav, thought that was the hardest one. Although he does rant a fair bit...
I got it right? Wow - is that because Ellie's an alcy by any chance?
Nuts, people keep getting them right! Yep, it's Griff and Seefacts first ever fight.
I'm not at all! 
You people better not be cheating!
1/ Don't mind me, just looking.
(Ellie responds)
Still scared. Always been slightly intimidated by ... cartoon [avatars]
2/ Hope you are all fine and dandy. Break out the schnapps and twiglets.
Rubes
3/ The buildings falling on the planes and the jet flying through Big Ben were fantastic. Better effects than in new Doctor Who!
4/ Apart from ******* and some classics like ******* (whose sketch partner, the fabulous ******* *******, died today) it's mostly ******* and ******* comedy on ******* TV, disfiguringly translated and dubbed. Most people I know improve their ******* by watching the originals (only the UK shows for that purpose, obviously). That way one also gets to see new shows up to three years before they are broadcast in *******.
Finck
5/ This person's first three posts contained the word 'love' or 'lovely' five times.
6/ If you discover you're funny then crack on and get submitting - if you discover you're not, give up.
Seefact's reply: This manages the remarkable feat of being both trite and untrue.
Griff
7/ Did you do that on porpoise?
Dave
8/ I submitted my script to a woman who is an apparent script guru so far we've taken 2 days to deal with the first few scenes see keeps riding me on things that seem insane to me prehaps I'm being a pig headed writer but my good having a go coz I occasioanlly dont put in full stops? come on!!!
Gav
9/ I'm charging a £5 to reed this post, havin read this kindly leave £5 in an envelope under the door at the disabled toilets kingscross (where i live)
10/ ...I probably shouldn't be writing this after half a bottle of wine during lunch.
Ellie
Points:
Nil - 3
Dave - 1
Ellie - 2
I was getting annoyed that I couldn't guess any more... so now I've cheated so I won't play anymore. I'll keep my fairly won ones, but I'm out now.
It's strange - the ones that are left are the ones I thought would be the first to go. Hum.
\0/ Go me!
Might be really obvious but is 3 Zooo... I promise I didn't cheat. It's too obvious!
Quote: EllieJP @ August 27 2008, 10:50 PM BSTI was getting annoyed that I couldn't guess any more... so now I've cheated so I won't play anymore. I'll keep my fairly won ones, but I'm out now.
And I bet they were obvious once you looked...
Quote: EllieJP @ August 27 2008, 10:51 PM BSTMight be really obvious but is 3 Zooo... I promise I didn't cheat. It's too obvious!
I believe you - one point.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 27 2008, 10:51 PM BST
I only looked at one... and it was one I would never have got.