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Things that piss you off Page 277

I did once, for the day, to see the Foo Fighters. Never went near the toilets though. I couldn't get over how commercial it was in comparison to Bristols (deceased) Ashton Court Festival. But there again, Reading had far better acts.

Cesspits. *shudder* We got to the point where we had to go out for breakfast, and stay in the arena the whole day - just to use better loos.

It's always the smell of public toilets that gets me. It's like the really concentrated urea of a hundred alcoholics with failed livers has turned to a gaseous state, formed a line and is taking turns to gangrape my nose.

Standing on snails in the dark. Why do they gravitate around my back door? Wait, that doesn't sound right.

*People* who start MSN conversations, and then make me feel terrible by giving blunt answers!

Is it an A word...?

I hate it when I don't know what's going on. I have to be in the know!

An A word? If you mean he's an arse, yes...?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 28 2008, 5:40 PM BST

I hate it when I don't know what's going on. I have to be in the know!

Ellie you are "Finger on Pulse Girl" :) no one knows more then you

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 28 2008, 5:40 PM BST

An A word? If you mean he's an arse, yes...?

:D

Teary I might well scream.

*dips Robyn in chocolate ice cream and watches her lick herself, happily*

You can scream at us Scats, we won't mind!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 28 2008, 5:43 PM BST

Teary I might well scream.

Shout. Shout. Let it all out. These are the things I can do without. Come on.

Aaron! :O

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