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Quote: ian_w @ August 27 2008, 9:42 PM BST

Finck I think you should hold a BSG German class. I'd be in it, though I'd probably sit at the back.

Me too. Sit at the back that is. No touching Ian.

Quote: ian_w @ August 27 2008, 9:42 PM BST

Finck I think you should hold a BSG German class. I'd be in it, though I'd probably sit at the back.

Well then, make a thread and ask. You'll probably be the only one in it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 27 2008, 9:45 PM BST

No touching Ian.

Is that as in an imperative to me, or a request to others concerning me?

Either way, nooooooooo!!

Quote: Finck @ August 27 2008, 9:49 PM BST

Well then, make a thread and ask. You'll probably be the only one in it.

Really? You'd do that? Awwww Finck!

I know Muschi, Scheisse and Arschloch, so I'd consider myself intermediate! Oh, and ficken.

Quote: ian_w @ August 27 2008, 9:52 PM BST

Is that as in an imperative to me, or a request to others concerning me?

Obviously the latter. Otherwise there would be a comma missing, wouldn't it?

I could touch you, if you sat in the front row. Alas, you're not.

No touching me Ian, is what I mean. So I suppose Finck's correct about the comma.

Bloody Aaron Jnr

Quote: ian_w @ August 27 2008, 9:54 PM BST

I know Muschi, Scheisse and Arschloch, so I'd consider myself intermediate! Oh, and ficken.

You know more than Simon then, who famously failed at babelfishing "Fick" today. :)

Quote: Finck @ August 27 2008, 9:55 PM BST

Obviously the latter. Otherwise there would be a comma missing, wouldn't it?

Well I could point to a million examples where a comma is needed but isn't used - in this here fast typing world of the interweb. So confusion can and does occur.

I could touch you, if you sat in the front row. Alas, you're not.

*moves quickly to front row*

Wave

Quote: Finck @ August 27 2008, 10:00 PM BST

You know more than Simon then, who famously failed at babelfishing "Fick" today. :)

Ha! I think the (small) clue is in every letter but one!!

Sonofabitch, I typed a huge post and managed to lose it all in an accidental Firefox tab closure. Maybe I'll have a few beers and try again, this time using a text editor and saving my work frequently.

My mum's grandmother reckoned she was a medium. Eh?

I have a proper nutbag in the family.

(well I hope so. Cos if it's true I might have inherited ghosty genes, and I don't want 'em.) Teary

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2008, 11:41 PM BST

My mum's grandmother reckoned she was a medium. Eh?

Was she really fat though?

(Come on - that one won't take an hour but you may just choose to ignore it.)

Ha!

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2008, 11:51 PM BST

Ha!

That's more of a reaction than I was expecting.

It's more than it deserved... ;)

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2008, 11:41 PM BST

My mum's grandmother reckoned she was a medium. Eh?

I have a proper nutbag in the family.

(well I hope so. Cos if it's true I might have inherited ghosty genes, and I don't want 'em.) Teary

Guh! Folks like that annoy the hell out of me. I have a friend like that who spends rediculous amounts of money seeing other nut jobs and con artists looking for gullible people like her to pray on. Her mom's even worse and once told me her dead grandmother had visited her the other night and they played cards together. While everyone else tried to humor with gasps and wows I merely asked her "who won". I've since avoided the house after being called insensitive the father.

I shudder whenever otherwise normal/educated people discuss ghosts, supernatural stuff, superstitions and the like as if they were real.

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