same here
I want to... Page 5
Quote: EllieJP @ August 27 2008, 6:27 PM BSTIt's been a month... that's all.
That's ages! Good as a marriage. Nearly.
It's not like we're getting married... or even considered the "l" word.
Licking? Lubricating? Lactating?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:28 PM BSTPoor Ian! I'm in the same boat too!
But I thought you were...?
...?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:32 PM BST...?
What was his name? Tahmed, Talmud, Timmothy, or summats!
Long story. Kind of - ish.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:34 PM BST
Listening....
*shakes head* Robyning.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:36 PM BST*shakes head* Robyning.
Oh god here comes the flouncing.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:36 PM BST*shakes head* Robyning.
Well in that case I'll Ian, and make up my own story, which involves Elliot in a chest wig and medallion seeing you being shouted at in town by Talmud and riding between you on his motorbike and whisking you off to show you his spider diagrams.
No! He's away and so can't defend himself, either!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:40 PM BST
There just is no defence. That is the official story now.
Unless of course you want to give us another version?
Hmmmph.
oH Now! The Flouncing has started
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 27 2008, 6:43 PM BST
I recognise that hmmmph - it was a hmmmph of submission!
You have 5 minutes before I start to elaborate on the(my) current version of events, which may include my personal favourite, the lesbian scene in the moonlight with the celery stick and rubber glove!
Ok, ok. if you don't wanna tell us 
(or me?)