...would you most like to go out for a beer with to chat comedy?
I'm assuming alive but other suggestions are valid.
Me? David Jason to talk about OFAH, Porridge, Open All Hours etc . . . 
Who...
Vicki Michelle.
Or Karen Taylor.
Janet Trembletree.
She lives next door to me. Lovely pair of tits.
Sally Phillips
Daisy Donovan
*LOOKS WHISTFULLY INTO THE MIDDLE DISTANCE*
Griff has taken the words right out of my mouth.
Apart from the neighbour with tits bit...
Gosh, really?
Tony Slattery and Paul Merton. Except I would prefer a Coke if it's all the same to you.
Eddie Braben, Galton & Simpson, and Clement & La Frenais.
Armando Iannucci. To talk Partridge and Thick Of It, and ask what the f**k went wrong with Lab Rats?
Ooh, so many.
Uh, Stephen Fry, Simon Pegg, Ronnie Barker & Michael Palin. Oh, and Emma Peirson can join in so I could drool.
Jerry Sadowitz, Stewart Lee and Graham Linehan. Though not all at once.
Geoffrey Perkins.
Richard Herring and Stewart Lee.
And Armando Ianucci and Stephen Fry, but I wouldn't be able to talk to them, so it would just be a listening to their conversation job.
I'd quite fancy a glass and a song or two with Stephen Fry and his collegue Hugh Laurie.
Oh yes, that would be spiffing.