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I think it's number 5 - what was the job interview for?

EDIT - Actually that's not my guess yet! Just the question. :)

It was for a shop called the Blue pig who sold jewellery and bath products that were fair trade, made by women in India. It was for a part time supervisor.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 27 2008, 10:50 AM BST

Does that count as my guess? I want to change it now.


You still have a guess.

I bet 1.

Actually I'm gonna stick with 1 as I think most of the others have been already guessed.

I'm wrong aren't I :)

No Charly got there first...

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 27 2008, 11:11 AM BST

Actually I'm gonna stick with 1 as I think most of the others have been already guessed.

I'm wrong aren't I :)

No Charly got there first...

Darn it! So I'm wrong? Teary

Where in the School did you start the fire?

(Am I taking this way too seriously? I feel like Paxman.)

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 27 2008, 11:11 AM BST

Actually I'm gonna stick with 1 as I think most of the others have been already guessed.

I'm wrong aren't I :)

No Charly got there first...

I'm torn between 1 and 2...

So questions?

1) How did you start the fire?

2) Was this with jerkface?

I think 4 might've been scats. She's very clumsy. Or is that a birthmark she has?

When are you going to tell us?

Quote: JuliaC @ August 27 2008, 11:14 AM BST

Where in the School did you start the fire?

(Am I taking this way too seriously? I feel like Paxman.)

In the science lab with a bunsen burner and a tissue. Then was a raging cold going around at the time and my nose was constantly going. I wanted to blow my nose and pulled a wad of tissue from my pocket. I hadn't noticed a sheet of tissue fall of and it caught alight and landed on someone elses school book. The book went up and the teacher made us all go outside while she put it out. Everyone was like "who was it? waht happen?!" and I had realised what happen and was pooping myself. But everyone thought that the person who had been next to me had done it on purpose cause he had a bit of a rep for stupid stunts. Don't worry, the teacher said because no one actaully saw him do it, it could have been an accident! He didn't get into trouble.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 27 2008, 11:17 AM BST

I'm torn between 1 and 2...

So questions?

1) How did you start the fire?

2) Was this with jerkface?

1) See above.

2) Yes.

Quote: Charly @ August 27 2008, 11:30 AM BST

When are you going to tell us?

Closing time is midnight tonight.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 27 2008, 12:35 PM BST

Closing time is midnight tonight.

The suspenders are killing me....

Quote: Charly @ August 27 2008, 12:38 PM BST

The suspenders are killing me....

Get hold ups, dig in less.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 27 2008, 12:35 PM BST

1) See above.

2) Yes.

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100% 2 then...

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 27 2008, 12:39 PM BST

100% 2 then...

I'm taking that as your answer.

Still number 4.

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