I am very awake, very wobblesome, and very bored. So, inspired by the fact thread, Ellies PM thread, and the TV show "Would I lie to you?", for my own amusement, I am holding a competition.
Below are six facts I have written about me. Five of these have been brewed in my imagination but shockingly one is 100% TRUE! All you have to do is work out which ones are the whoppers and which one is the big mac and fries (the truth to you and me)!
Rules are simple: You can ask me questions about any of the facts on this thread but you each only get one guess and one guess only which you also post on here. Answers must be in by Midnight tonight. I will reveal the answer when I can be arsed. No point asking Danny ether, he won't know this one you bunch of cheats.
Here goes....
1) I accidently set a fire in my school when I was 12. No one to this day knows it was me. Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
2) I was once cautioned by the police for indicent behavour after being caught getting frisky with my boyfriend of the time in a phone box. Most 
some.
3) I am a decendant of the man who invented the sheep shearing machine. I get nothing for this by the way. Bloody ungratful sheep. You should all thank my family for your fancy jumpers.
4) I have a massive scar across my tummy from when I burned myself aged 4 with boiling water from a saucepan of boiling eggs cause I was trying to "Save the baby chicks". TV is to blame.
5) I missed out on a great job interview because I was attacked by a vicious pigeon. Had to go hospital and everything!
6) When I first moved to Devon, in our first week, my mother and I helped a cow give birth. I'm not talking a mouthy chav ether.
Get cracking guys. Winners get a naked date.....
.....with Gav...
EDIT: No asking me which one is true ether.
GUESSES SO FAR
1) Charly
2) Bad Dog, Dannyjb
3) Zooo
4) Bandage, Ellie
5) Nil Putters, Julia C, Simon, Ian W
6) Marc P
