Apparently not.
Here they are anyway. Ten inveterate BSG/BSG posters, cryptically rendered. Answers revealed at 12noon, unless there is insufficient interest. Winner will receive an original Bandage avatar of their own choosing.
1 Ruminant chav.
2 Mr Potter? Loads of women are waiting to use the club toilet.
3 Oooooo, Missus. How dare you?
4 What's that you say? Whisper it in my ear. There's been a big swing to the Lib Dems?
5 MUSICIAN 1:"It's quite punchy and rhythmically astonishing, but it's a bit repetitive."/MUSICIAN 2: "I know, but all my strings have broken, bar the third."
6 BECKS: "Does my bum look big in this, Posh?"/POSH: "Yes, it does."
7 What, I've got to run the 200m as well?
8 Crumbs, this guitar's heavy.
9 You're the worst caddy in the world.
10 It was even warmer before flaming June.