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Oooh, a heron! Now that would be cool.

I vote sweeties and kittens.

Sweeties and kittens it is. Cool

Great a bag full of cat shit, sweets, and one angry/ confused kitten, or a dead smelly suffocated kitten.

Amabassador you are really spoling us.

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Quote: zooo @ August 23 2008, 11:58 PM BST

heroin

If anyone is willing to finance it, heroin can no doubt be included in these 'party bags' (whatever the hell they are, they sound a lot of effort!). Shall we say £10k? And if it ends up looking suspiciously like Baking Soda, don't worry, it won't be - I definitely will not have pocketed £9,998.25.

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2008, 6:36 PM BST

Great a bag full of cat shit, sweets, and one angry/ confused kitten, or a dead smelly suffocated kitten.

Amabassador you are really spoling us.

:D

Quote: zooo @ August 24 2008, 6:40 PM BST
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Brilliant idea! :D

Quote: Mark @ August 24 2008, 7:36 PM BST

If anyone is willing to finance it, heroin can no doubt be included in these 'party bags' (whatever the hell they are, they sound a lot of effort!). Shall we say £10k? And if it ends up looking suspiciously like Baking Soda, don't worry, it won't be - I definitely will not have pocketed £9,998.25.

Laughing out loud

Maybe we could each make up a party bag each, then swop them on the day.

Who knows what treats we could all think up.....

Actually that's a serious suggestion.

Oh my god, like secret santa.

Quote: zooo @ August 24 2008, 7:39 PM BST

Oh my god, like secret santa.

But with less heroin :(

Yes secret Santa set a limit of a fiver?

Can we call it call it secret annual gift giver, winterval festival?

OOoo, that's an interesting idea actually. *ponders*

(The 'secret Santa' one.)

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2008, 7:40 PM BST

Yes secret Santa set a limit of a fiver?

For me it would also be "no fluids over 100ml" and "no sharp objects". That's a competitive disadvantage!

Quote: sootyj @ August 24 2008, 7:40 PM BST

Can we call it call it secret annual gift giver, winterval festival?

Aw.
Secret Moses?

Well just for you I'll unpack my flick knife and vodka bag.

Besides with euros being so much stronger then sterling you can probably afford to stick a Mercedes in yours.

Quote: zooo @ August 24 2008, 7:48 PM BST

Aw.
Secret Moses?

Laughing out loud

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