IT'S JONATHON ROSS'S SHOW AN EVIL PROFESSOR WHO HAS A HUGE RAY GUN AND HIS SNIVELLING SIDE KICK ARE IN THE AUDIENCE. JONATHON IS INTERVIEWING SAMUEL L JACKSON, IN HIS USUAL TIRESOME MANNER.
SIDEKICK
I don't understand master how can a humility ray, destroy civilisation as we know it?
PROFESSOR
Quiet you and watch.
FIRES RAY AT JONATHON ROSS
JONATHON
Good evening Samuel, I can call you Samuel, don't answer that no one cares what you think, even though the BBC paid £50,000 to have you on tonight, do you want to see my dog, do you want to see my cat....
THE RAY HITS
Oh my God I'm just a lisping git, in a stupid jacket who got lucky. People of Britain sorry.
BLOWS HIS BRAINS OUT WITH A REVOLVER.
THE AUDIENCE APPLAUD.
PROFESSOR
Curses foiled.
4 POOFS AND A PIANO.
Jonathon Woss, Jonathon Woss, blew his brains out.
SAMUEL(GIVING IT JAZZ HANDS)
It's no loss.
