2 POLICE MEN TALKING TO A WOMAN.
POLICE1
Mrs Jone, Mrs Francis Jones.
WOMEN
Yes, what is it oh God is it my Danny?
POLICE2
Yes Mrs Jones, it is Danny we have some bad news for you.
WOMEN
Oh God no.
POLICE1
Mrs Jones he was at a nightclub tonight and...
WOMEN
Oh no he's been stabbed.
POLICE2
Worse Mrs Jones he's gay.
WOMEN
What?
POLICE1
He engages in consensual sexual realtionships with other men.
WOMEN
So what? He came out 10 years ago, he's about to marry his long term partner next week.
POLICE2
Yeh but to big hairy blokes kissing each other it's not right? Now two girls snogging, like that "I kissed a girl bird," phwoor diferent story altogether.
POLICE1
Or those girls snogging on Big Brother, Tatu were rough though, how about that Razzle video I lent you?
WOMEN SLAMS DOOR
POLICE1
It never gets any easier giving bad news. Now we need to see Mrs Jessop, more bad news.
POLICE2
Is her son also gay?
POLICE1
Nope he's black.
POLICE1 PINCHES POLICE 2'S BUM
POLICE2
Later, cheeky.
